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Old 06-30-2008, 09:24 PM
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Best/Worst Film Poster Tag Lines

Two I like, for different reasons:

Tom Cruise (and Bryan Brown) play celebrity bartenders in "Cocktail", bringing in booming business.
The line on the poster:

"When He Pours, He Reigns"....
Whoever came up with that one...should either be shot or get an award (I'm rather amazed Morton's didn't sue.)

And "Alien", for entirely different reasons:
"In Space, Noone Can Hear You Scream".

I like the combination of simple scientific fact and one of the oldest lines in horror movies. Smartly done.

Any other that stick in anyone's minds?

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Old 06-30-2008, 09:31 PM
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And "Alien", for entirely different reasons:
"In Space, Noone Can Hear You Scream"..
Who's Noone?
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Old 06-30-2008, 09:59 PM
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The huge mother alien at the end of the movie. You seriously didn't know that?
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Old 06-30-2008, 10:00 PM
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The huge mother alien at the end of the movie. You seriously didn't know that?
The alien is named Noone?
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Old 06-30-2008, 10:09 PM
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His first name is Peter.
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Old 07-01-2008, 06:43 AM
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So the alien is a "hermit"?
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Old 07-01-2008, 07:45 AM
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I think the WORSE tag line I've ever seen was in "Motel Hell". The tagline was "It takes all kinds of critters to make Farmer Vincent fritters" Absolutely hysterical! I would be in the subway in NY and see that movie poster and it would crack me up. It was a horror movie with western movie actor Rory Calhoun playing a guy that would kill guests at his motel and then he and his wife would make sausages from them. A real classic family film
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I don't know if it counts as a tagline or not but years ago when I was in the Coast Guard in Milwaukee, I heard a radio spot for a movie called "Island of Lost Virgins."

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I haven't seen it but I understand it's pretty good.

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Old 07-01-2008, 01:30 PM
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From the 1996 Arnold flick "Raw Deal"

"The system gave him a raw deal. Nobody gives him a raw deal."

The alternate tag line was even better: "His trigger has all the answers."

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Old 07-01-2008, 03:22 PM
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2001: A Space Odyssey--- "The Ultimate Trip"

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Old 07-01-2008, 03:27 PM
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2001: A Space Odyssey--- "The Ultimate Trip"
"Listen to the sound of love. Feel purple. Taste green. Touch the scream that crawls up the wall!" - from the 1967 Peter Fonda flick "The Trip."
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Old 07-01-2008, 03:48 PM
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I have read that, "The Ultimate Trip" was the tagline of later releases as they discovered that many were dosing up before seeing the film.
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