C'mon Punk, Make my Day!! Great lines

[dr*audio]

The Odd Couple; "We got green sandwiches and brown sandwiches." What are the green ones?" "It's either very young cheese or very old meat." "I'll take a brown one."

The Odd Couple; "That's not spaghetti, you moron, that's linguini." (Flings it against the wall) "Now it's garbage."

Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade; "I didn't know you knew how to fly a plane." "Fly, yes. Land, no."

Groucho Marx in Animal Crackers;
"You could live with your folks and I could live with your folks.
Living with your folks. Living with your folks. The beginning of the end. Drab dead yesterdays shutting out beautiful tomorrows. Hideous, stumbling footsteps creaking along the misty corridors of time. And in those corridors I see figures, strange figures, weird figures, Steel 186, Anaconda 74, American Cane 138..."

Bela Lugosi, in Dracula; "I never drink...wine."

[Eric H]

[QUOTE=billinkansas]from Pink Flamingos when Divine receives a mysterious package in the mail

"No Cotton, I smell deep dark trouble"

She was right - the package contained a turd

QUOTE]

And from the same movie:

Connie Marble: I guess there's just two kinds of people, Miss Sandstone: MY kind of people, and assholes. It's rather obvious which category you fit into. Have a nice day.

Too many good lines to pick just one so...

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[billinkansas]

Thanks Eric -

And we're both forgetting the best line of the entire show -

Raymond Marble trying to describe Divine to the police:

"She is a whore, officer"

[Jamison]

which brain did you use? i used abby... the one marked abby normal

[markthefixer]

Will Smith in Independence Day:
<WHAM> Welcome to Earth !!!!

Later on the President says:
....... Nuke 'em. Let's nuke the bastards.

Randy Quaid:
I picked a helluva day to quit drinkin'.
later:
Hello boys, I'm Baaaack!
and finally:
In the words of my generation: Up Yours!

[OvenMaster]

There were two lines I especially liked in that movie:
The president (when asking the aliens what they wanted of the people of earth): "What do you want us to do?"
Alien (translated): "Die."
The shock on the President's face is priceless.

and later, Randy Quaid is just about to fly his airplane up into the guts of the alien ship to destroy it, and screams in defiance, "All right, you alien a$$holes!"

Tom

[daddydlb]

Clint: You a bounty hunter?
Bounty Hunter: Mans gotta do somethin for a livin.
Clint: Dyin aint much of a livin, boy.

Old Indian Chief: Endeavor to persevere.

[doodledog]

Howard Beale (Peter Finch) in Network:

"I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take it any more!"

Ned Beatty, in a later scene:

"You have meddled with the primal forces of NATURE, Mr. Beale."

[sump pump]

Piss on Eddie Shore, Piss on old time hockey! - Slapshot

[Bogframe]

From the very obscure movie "Get Crazy":
[To an apparently dying Max Wolfe]
Captain Cloud: Dying? You're not dying man Just another step on the journey, man! It's like a door from one dimension to the next!
Max Wolfe: Is he beautiful or what?
Captain Cloud: Anywhere here we are again to usher in a new year, 1969.
Max Wolfe: '69? It's 1983, Captain!
Captain Cloud: Yeah, well, time's a trip, man.

[Eulogizing Howling Blind Luther Washington]
King Blues: God, this is my man, and you'd better take care of him, or I'm gonna wax your ass.

Sammy Fox: This is an honor, Mr. Beverly, you're my hero. You're rich, you're powerful, you're famous, you're ruthless. Nobody fucks with you, you fuck with everybody! I Love it!

Joey: I'm in love!
Neil: If this is love, sex is gonna kill you!

[Reel 2 Reel]

Do you... understand... the words... thatarecommingouttamymouth!?


Chris Tucker - Rush hour....

[kerozene]

From any 007 movie:

My name is Bond... James Bond.

And from one of my favorite movies:

"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe.
Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion.
I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate.
All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain.
Time to die."

-Roy Batty - Blade Runner

[meggy]

WC Fields - The Bank Dic

WC: "Bartenender, was I in here last night and did I spend a twenty dollar bill"?

Bartender "Yes"

WC: "Thank Goodness. ....I thought I'd lost it".

[BULLWINKLE]

Robert Redford "I don't know how to swim!" Paul Newman "Well hell, the falls gonna kill ya!" Together "OOOOOOOOOOOHHH SSSHHHHIIIII........" Splash

[JerryM]

From "Night After Night:"

Coat check girl to Mae West: "Goodness, what beautiful diamonds!"

Mae West: "Goodness had nothin' to do with it, dearie."



From "Gentlemen Prefer Blondes:"

Rich father to Marilyn Monroe: "You just want to marry my son for his money."

Marilyn: "No...I want to marry him for your money."