Movies Chock Full of Great Lines

[Bogframe]

There's a little know and even less appreciated movie called "Get Crazy" that's chock-full of great lines like:
"If this is love, sex is gonna kill you!"

"This building is coming down and 88 stories are going up, so fuck you and fuck rock n roll!"

"Is it the reefer, or do I hear another band playing my song?"

"We have too much work and not much time... what we need is something that's going to blast us into the fast lane."

"God, this is my man, and you better take care of him, or I'm going to wax your ass."

"Who said a white boy can't sing the blues?"

"Rock and roll is going to be fun again."

[Mike Gibson]

For one liners it's The Princess Bride and the first MIB.

[6thumbs]

Originally Posted by matel

Major T.J. Kong(Slim Pickens): Well I've been to a worlds fair, a picnic, and a rodeo and thats the stupidest thing I've ever heard come out of a set of earphones. You sure you got todays code?

-Dr. Strangelove

Slim Pickins B-52 pilot,,,Survival kit content check,,In them you,ll find 1 45Cal automatic,2 boxes ammo,four days Emergency rations,1 drug issue containing antibiotics morphine vitamin pills,pep pills sleeping pills,traquilizer pills,1 combo Russian phrase book and Bible,100.00$ in Rubles,100.00 in Gold,7 packs chewing gum1 issue propylactics,3 lip sticks,3 pair nylons,,,,Shoot a fella could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff

[Manalog]

The Maltese Falcon

"It's the stuff dreams are made of."

"The cheaper the crook, the gaudier the patter."

"You killed Miles and you're going over for it."

[Manalog]

White Heat


"Made it, Ma! Top of the world!"

"You wouldn't kill me in cold blood, would you?"
"No. I'll let ya warm up a little."

"I told you to keep away from that radio. If that battery is dead, it'll have company!"

"You know something, Verna, if I turn my back long enough for Big Ed to put a hole in it, there'd be a hole in it."

[Cosmic]

Virtually the entire script of "Glengarry Glen Ross":

Baldwin:
"You see this watch?....this watch costs more than your car. I made $970,000 last year, how much did you make? [No answer]; You see, pal, that's who I am, and you're NOTHING."

C.

[JerryM]

The Dirty Harry movies are a treasure trove of great lines:

"Opinions are like assholes. Everybody has one."

DH: "We're not just gonna let you walk out of here.
Bad guy: Who's "we," sucka?
DH: Smith....and Wesson....and me."

"When a naked man is chasing a woman through an alley with a butcher knife and a hard-on, I figure he isn't out collecting for the Red Cross."

"A man's got to know his limitations..."

DH to the SWAT team: "You heroes have killed a dozen people this week. What're you gonna do next week?"

"Nobody...I mean nobody puts ketchup on a hot dog."

And of course, the all time classics:

"Go ahead...make my day."

"You've got to ask yourself a question. Do I feel lucky? Well do ya....punk?"

[vinylisfinal]

i'm going a lil newer........
"is it my scar?", "no its your car"-- death proof....grindhouse
and pulp fiction, way too many lines to quote...

[Andyman]

Originally Posted by JerryM

The Dirty Harry movies are a treasure trove of great lines:

Amen!!

Harry Callahan: Personnel? That's for assholes!
Capt McKay: I was in Personnel for ten years.
Harry Callahan: Yeah.

[bholio]

Team America, World Police
'I promise, I will never die'

Austin Powers:
'liquid hot MAG-MA'
'<air quotes>LA-SER</air-quotes>'
'The details of my life are inconsequential'

[macaltec]

Johnny Dangerously. Roman Marone "Fargon Bastages" and Joe Piscapo's (sp?) character "My mother put me on a meat hook once, once!".
Fast Times at Ridgemont High "My dads a TV repairman. He has this awesome set of tools. I can fix it"

[macaltec]

Cheech and Chong "UP IN SMOKE" is full of good ones too.

[Jamison]

Its not a movie but rather comedy show...Jeff Dunham Spark of Insanity dvd or argueing with myself dvd.

walter: I wana be a greeter at walmart!
Jeff: what would you say to people when they come in?
walter: welcome to walmart get your sht and get out !

[2DualsNotEnough]

Groucho and Chico had dozens of classic exchanges:
In Horse Feathers,Groucho mistakes Chico and Harpo for great football players.Groucho comes up to Chico in the locker room:
Groucho:You can fix it for our team to win.
Chico:OHH Noo,I want to Play.

In Animal Crackers,Chico discovers that millionare philanthropist Roscoe W. Chandler is Abey the fish man from when they were still in Checoslavokia,or some such place.
Chico:When did you become Roscoe W. Chandler?
Roscoe:When did you become an Italian?
Chico:Whos confession is this,anyway?

In Horse Feathers,Groucho is trying to get into a speakeasy,and chico is guarding the door.After many exchanges back and forth:
Chico:Look,I cant let you in unless you say Swordfish
Groucho:Hmmm,lemme see,is it Swordfish?
Chico:Hey,you guessed it!(shaking his hand,as Groucho comes in and locks Chico out)
Chico:Hey,let me in!
Groucho:Not until you give me the password.
Chico:Oh,you dont fool me,its Swordfish.
Groucho:We got tired of that one,and we changed it.
Chico:What is the password now?
Groucho:I dont remember.Ill have to come outside with you(locking himself out,too.)

[GordonW]

Army of Darkness. Bruce Campbell gets some of the all-time most "quippable" lines:

"Good, bad... I'm the man with the gun."

"You... yeah, you. You want some?"

"See this?! (holds up shotgun) This is my BOOM stick!"

'Hail to the chief, baby."

Of course, Pulp Fiction has probably the most quotable line EVER:

"ENGLISH, M**** F*****! Do you speak it?!"

Regards,
Gordon.