Firesign Theatre Weirdly Cool

[Robie]

"And there's hamburger all over the highway in Mystic, Connecticut"

[Jim Eck]

Hey Cox, Cox, it's me, Nino, Nino the Mind Boggler.

Where are you Nino?


Jim

[Holst]

Tomorrow, we'll talk about gravity, and it's opposite..... comedy.

[Mr Natural]

Dig a hole big enough......and everybody will want to jump into it.

[ekimetsok]

"I don't care about your private life or what his name is, I've come to see Nanc....uh, Mrs. Haber" ("Mrs. Haber?")

"Audrey Farber?" ("Audrey Farber?")

"Susan Underhill?" ("Susan Underhill?")

"How about Bettyjo Bielofsky?" (Organ sting!)

"Oh! You mean NANCY! She's in the aviairy studding trees. I'll fetch her straight away. You may wait here in the sitting room or sit here in the waiting room."

[Jim Eck]

I'm so tired, I haven't slept a wink.

One of a couple references to Beatles songs.


Jim

[ekimetsok]

By the same guy in the same scene:

(Catherwood): Googoogajoob, sir.

[ozmoid]

Also "Say the word, and you'll be free..."

[ozmoid]

Let's see... Ocelots. Paupers. Pipe-nipples, Polombras, Pizzas!

Armenian Gardens... Hank's Juggernaut... New Leviathan... Nick's Swell...
<dials>

Uh, this is George Tirebiter, Camden N 200 R.

Uh, I want to order a pizza to go, and no anchovies.

<phone disconnects>

What ? Oh, man! Nobody will come up here at all!

[ozmoid]

More Beatles (also from Nick Danger):
...story has more holes in it than the Albert Hall.

[ekimetsok]

"All of us want to know, just as much as I want to know, who's responsible? And until we do, I must make my duty clean...uh, clear. And annouce the suspendering of the upcoming graduation exercises which can't...willl...which aren't taking place. But don't worry. Don't worry. Your food, housing, and insecurity will be gauranteed by the Department of Redundancy Department and The Natural Guard".

[Jim Eck]

Hey, what about my pickle?
Your lucky you still have your brown paper bag.
You haven't seen the last of me....Danger
No, but the first of you turns my stomach.


Jim

[Soundfitter]

Boy, howdy! grubcakes again! Heavy on the 40 weight, mom! Don't eat with your hands, son, use your entrenching tool!..

[Holst]

My copy arrived yesterday, I watched it last night. I enjoyed it... the suprise was, my kid.

She saw the DVD when she came home from school and decided it didn't look very promising. I made supper for her and told her she could eat at the dinner table or join me. She went for joining me, I thought she would flee the livingromm 30 seconds after woffin' down her dinner, but she stayed.
She just laid down on the couch at an angle where I couldn't see her face as there was a large pillow in the way. And there she stayed.
By the time they got to Nick Danger she was laughing loudly. A bit later she proclaimed she loved these guys.

[Jim Eck]

Glad you liked it, it is always fun when we can find something like this that our children enjoy also.

Where is that boy anyway?

Upstairs helping Porcella make the bed.

Porgie!

Yes, huh, huh, huh, coming Mother.


Jim