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Pink Flamingos is really gross, but hilarious. And it's John Waters so, I expect that kind of 'bad'.
For a really crappy movie, why not rent The Bodyguard?
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Benchwarmers certainly wasn't great, but I don't think it was even the worst SNL-alum-coaching-inept-suburban-kids sports movie in the last two years. Will Ferrell's Kicking and Screaming gets that honor.
I can carry the theme a little further and name the worst movie of the 21st century thus far: Frequent SNL host Steve Martin, playing a football coach, in the 2003 remake of Cheaper By The Dozen. |
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Hmm, as far as the worst SNL alum movie, that award belongs to Caddyshack 2.
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I think the worse movie I've seen was Dungeons & Dragons. Talk about a movie that just shouldn't have been made.
Although I must admit I didn't enjoy Andalusian Dog either when forced to watch it in film studies either. David |
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The Upside of Anger
House of Sand and Fog The Legend of Billie Jean Anything with Ben Stiller Anything directed by Cameron Crowe, the Meathead, Opie Cunningham, or Laverne. BTW, sequels are not allowed on any worst movie list. They are set up to be bad.
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It pisses me off to think I watched all of both.
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A while back, I bought the "Smokey and the Bandit Pursuit Pack", which includes all three movies. The original has always been one of my fav comedies. Part II didn't quite capture the magic of the original for me and parts of it were just plain rediculous, nut it was entertaining. Now... #3? Watched it for the first time the other week and that's got to be the absolute worst piece of movie-making ever! They must've had like a $12 budget for that film. Awful! Just awful!
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Without a doubt the worst I've ever seen was the 1978 movie "Uchu kara no messeji " aka "Message from Space" with Vic Morrow and Sonny Chiba.
3.5/10 from IMDB. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0078435/ Review: "Yes, it's a bad film -- but it's such a bad film that it's good!" |
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Did I already post and submit Hudson Hawke?
If I did, it really is worth warning everyone again.
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My son & I find glimmers of brilliance in it.
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I rented one of the worst movies I ever seen last week. I think it was called Trailer Park Trash. It starred that Pressly girl from My name is Earl. Boy it was bad.
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Sword of Doom is pretty bad, mostly because I had such high hopes from Mifune, and the fact that it was on Criterion.
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Andyman,
What a great quote, never heard that one before. May I have your permission to deploy it at the most inappropriate time? |
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I haven't seen it yet, because it hasn't had its gala sendoff yet, but I nominate "Rocky Balboa." Thanks, Sly. We needed a movie about a 5-4, 60 year old heavyweight boxer. I wish they had let those guys he supposedly beat in the other movies actually fight that dipstick. He was brilliant in 'copland', but of course being driven entirely by ego, that will be his one contribution to cinema. Rambo II was on the other night. Saw the only two minutes of any Rambo movie I've ever seen, and was laughing out loud. He was planning to "go back in," and the Dick Crenna character was talking with some other guy about him being "a natcha born fightin machine" or something equally absurd. Which, in the theme of things, rhymes with "turd."
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addendum:
you have to give credit to movies that are so bad they are great. My then girlfriend and I went to "Legends of the Fall" in the theater, and those post-stroke scenes by Anthony Hopkins are uproariously funny. They were going for a sweeping, epic drama and ended up with a bucket of vomit. If they were not so avidly chewing the scenery, it wouldn't have been quite so bad. Which made it good, as a comedy. Anything with Richard Gere (tho he was good in "Chicago") and anything with Hugh Grant. stutter stammer stammer stammer stutter. That is SO cute and charming. And that accent... It doesn't even matter to me that he's a nebbish with that accent. |
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