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Divotdog · #61 10-20-2006, 03:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Grainger49

A friend came to stay a couple of nights with his 13 year old son. He brought "Jackass the Movie" with him.

That was the most tasteless thing that I have seen. It says volumes about a generation that could think it funny.

I would have told you that you couldn't pay me to watch people vomiting and shitting in a movie, but I watched it and didn't get paid.

I am as embarissed for me as I was for the 13 year old.

I would have to say anything that Tom Green is in

Drybasement · #62 10-20-2006, 04:41 PM

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Originally Posted by blue_lateral

Ok, I gotta see that one now.

John

If you do, let me know what you think. It is truly bizzare.

rulerboyz · #63 10-20-2006, 05:19 PM

Halloween 3: Season of the Witch. A movie that has absolutely nothing to do with the Halloween franchise, features an annoying jingle that will take you many years to forget, plus has a rather gruesome decapitation scene.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7wqOqs_aR2I

Donny · #64 10-20-2006, 06:13 PM

Alot of movies to hate so heres another Cop Land it was horrible I think it killed off a few of my brain cells.

Sandy G · #65 10-20-2006, 06:23 PM

Happy, Happy Halloween, Halloween, Halloween..Happy, Happy Halloween...Silver Shamrock ! Take THAT, ya bestiges...Hehehehehehe....

donoghue · #66 10-20-2006, 06:40 PM

H3 is a good choice. Talk about coming out of left field. But the one thing it had going for it to me was the UNhappy ending, not very tinseltownish.

I liked copland a lot but it was panned by many/most? I think fat/slow sly was too much for some to take.

One of the most disappointing films for me was SW Attack of the Clones. Phantom menace wasn't very good but I left the $2 theatre during Clones, all special effects & no chemistry.

Sandy G · #67 10-20-2006, 06:43 PM

I remember a quote from the early '80s after the 1st or 2nd SW sequel:"May the Force have sense enuff to quit while it's ahead..."

SoCal Sam · #68 10-20-2006, 09:52 PM

Ocean's 12 is dreadful. Battlefield Earth with Travolta as an Alien is torturous. The Avengers is unwatchable although somehow, I finished it. I dislike trilogy movies that get worse with each new one. The Stars Wars and Matrix Trilogies come to mind.

The POS movie I want to see but will never because it is unobtanium is Heaven's Gate, the first theatrical release version. It played for one week before being pulled and then was re-edited for 8 months and then re-released as a shorter three hour movie. It still bombed.

Grainger49 · #69 10-20-2006, 10:42 PM

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Originally Posted by SoCal Sam

. . . I dislike trilogy movies that get worse with each new one. . . .

But to put that in perspective, how many sequels are better or as good as the first movie?

Kind'a how it goes!

Eunomians · #70 10-21-2006, 12:06 AM

I want to thank all you jerks for reminding me of that Halloween 3 jingle

It took me since the 1980s to forget it. Now it's in my head again.

I will make sure that my Halloween mask does not have one of those Halloween 3 tags

#71 10-21-2006, 03:52 AM

I loved Forbidden Zone. Highly stylized backdrops (reminiscent of that Red Hot Chili Peppers video), the hot topless chicks, bizarre storyline, and I am catching myself singing the alphabet song as I type...

The Frank Zappa comparison is apt, as there is a lot of tastelessness.

I made a friend of mine watch it -- one of those friends from the 70's to whom it was "all a blur" -- still kind of a Deadhead, but cleaned up -- you know the kind I mean? His response: "not enough drugs in the world exist to make me enjoy that movie".

tdst51 · #72 10-21-2006, 04:35 AM

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Originally Posted by JerryM

Speaking of tasteless, has anyone seen those "Faces of Death" movies? Supposedly film clips of people/animals dying in various gruesome ways? Are these scenes real/faked/some of both? I've only heard about them, but they sound pretty revolting.

Yeah, they're real. And revolting. It came out in the early-to-mid 80's I believe. But like you said- revolting. I did watch it though...

I don't really remember any animals being killed, but I wouldn't be able to watch that. For some reason it bothers me more to see an animal hurt than a person.

Is that normal? Am I normal?!?

SoCal Sam · #73 10-21-2006, 08:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Grainger49

But to put that in perspective, how many sequels are better or as good as the first movie?

Kind'a how it goes!

Alien was good, Aliens was better. T2 was more entertaining than Terminator but not as pure. The second Star Trek Move (Kahn) was the best, it was downhill after that. "The Search for Spock", horrible.

#74 10-22-2006, 12:16 AM

My favourite sequels:

Airplane! 2
The Naked Gun 2 1/2
T2
Aliens

Star Trek and Star Wars don't really count, as they're more "series" than "sequels".

So, in my case, it'd be more like 90% thumbs-downs, and only the occasional jewel is to be found in the rough.

PDXMike · #75 11-10-2006, 01:35 AM

Well, I don't think Adam Sandler is funny (or many of the SNL graduates, either), but his movies are at least not revolting. All time worst I've seen so far, with worst production values, poorest acting, dumbest plot and grossest scenes is Pink Flamingos. I liked some of Waters other productions, but this was revolting (and my standards are pretty low).

PDX Mike