Movies Chock Full of Great Lines

[Saint Johnny]

M*A*S*H
Had many a great line.
"We are the pros from Dover!"
"So tell me Frank, is she better than self-abuse?"
"Corporal, did Hawkeye steal that Jeep?" "No Sir, that's the one he came in."

Kelly Heroes:
"A deal, deal. Maybe the guy's a Republican."
"Again with all the negative waves, Moriarity!"

And from a more current flick, "No Country For Old Men",
"They called it a 'crime of passion'. But he told me there weren't no passion in it."
"Said he thought he was going to Hell, I figured he'd be there in about 15 minutes."

[CUlater]

Faster. Faster. Must go faster!

Yeah, but your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should...

God help us, we're in the hands of engineers!

JOHN:"All theme parks have delays, when Disney Land opened in 1952, nothing worked." IAN:" Yeah, John, but when Pirates of the Carribean breaks down, the pirates don't eat the tourists"

"Oohh, Aahh, that's how all of this starts, but then later there's the running and screaming"

HAMMOND:"Don't worry, we aren't making the same mistakes again"
IAN:"No, you're making all new ones"

"It's so important to your future that you not finish that sentence"


"Parts of me are already applauding"

[CUlater]

Bring out your dead!

I'm feeling much better...

I've cut your arm off, you ninny! Ha! It is but a flesh wound!

Yes, you must spank us all! And after the spankings, the oral sex!

Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time!

I unplug my nose at you! I fart in your general direction!

You tiny-brained wiper of other peoples' bottoms!

Oh, who elected you king?

Some watery tart distributing swords is not a basis for government!

One, two, five! Uh, three sir. Right!

[CUlater]

Honey, I couldn't just turn 'em away. They just broke out of prison - where are they supposed to go?

Hi, now don't you come back here unless'n you got me my baby!

Well, what's it gonna be boy? 'Cause if'an I'ma gonna freeze, then I can't get down on the floor, and if'an I get down on the floor then I'm not freezin'...

"Holy crap, where'd all the tellers go?!?!?" "We're down here, sir!"

[CUlater]

"So, did you wire it up for 220?" "Yeah, 220, 221, whatever it takes..."

"Wait a minute! Why don't they just mix the mayonnaise with the tuna in the can... HOLD THE PHONE! Why don't they just FEED the tuna fish mayonnaise!
[speaks into tape recorder] Call Starkist!"

"Oh, that Barney Rubble. What an actor."

"We're all adults here - we can talk about this openly...
[writing on chalkboard]
PROSTITUTION! But what does that mean really? Let's break up the word. First there's Pros... well, that doesn't mean anything really... then there's Tit... we all know what that means... and then there's shun to shun is to say No! To push it away! To shun something is, well... it really doesn't belong in this word at all, really."

"I'm an idea man Chuck, I get ideas, sometimes I get so many ideas that I can't even fight them off!"

"Hold the phone, hold the phone! Edible paper! You eat it, it's gone... you eat it, it's outta there! No more garbage!"

"As we sit here and idly chat, there are woman, female human beings, rolling around in strange beds with strange men, and we are making money from that."
"Is this a great country, or what?"

"[picking up framed picture from desk] Hey Chuck? Who is this? Your wife?"
"Fiancée."
"Nice frame!"

"

[lguise]

cheech and chong's up in smoke.

who doesn't know almost every line?

[lguise]

escape from LA
young guns
tombstone
terminator
stripes
dazed and confused
harley davidson and the marlboro man
hudson hawk
silence of the lambs
forest gump
the waterboy
major payne
a few good men
major league
ace ventura pet detective
who framed roger rabbit
ford fairlane

[specialidiot]

Nobody brought up Dodgeball? wow, one of my favorite guilty pleasures!

Nobody makes me bleed my own blood - nobody!

Come on, Kate. It's time to put your mouth where our balls are.

Come on! I get better runs in my shorts!

It's time to separate the wheat from the chaff, the men from the boys, the awkwardly feminine from the possibly Canadian.

Let me tell you, a double-fault final-play elimination hasn't occurred since the Helsinki episode of 1919, and I think we all remember how THAT turned out!

Las Vegas. A city built of hot sand, broken dreams and $5 lobster. A city where you can get a happy ending, if you pay a little extra. A city home to a sporting event greater than the World Cup, World Series and World War II combined.

If you want to have dodgeball victory, you have to grab it by its haunches and you gotta hump it into submission!

This is Seth from Videorama. The following DVDs are now overdue: "Drunken Hussies 3", "Backdoor Patrol 5" and "Bona Lisa Smile". Thank you.

Ladies and gentlemen, I have been to the Great Wall of China, I have seen the Pyramids of Egypt, I've even witnessed a grown man satisfy a camel. But never in all my years as a sportscaster have I witnessed something as improbable, as impossible, as what we've witnessed here today!

[Hyperion]

This one (guesses anyone?) isn't chock full but from it, I like this one...

Daughter to Mother (Doris) displeased at her flirting with neighbour (Chuck) "You were born with an @sshole Doris, you don't need Chuck" !


John

[matel]

Captain Dudley Smith: You'll do as I say and ask no questions. Do you follow my drift?

Bud White: In technicolor sir

Captain Dudley Smith: It's best to stay away from a man when his blood is up.
Ed Exley: His blood is always up..
Captain Dudley Smith: Then perhaps you should stay away from him altogether...

Captain Dudley Smith: I wouldn't trade places with Edmund Exley now for all the whiskey in Ireland

L.A. Confidential

[Cosmic]

...Now surely, we've got to have 'Full Metal Jacket' in here:

"I didn't know they stacked shit that high"

"Bullshit, I can't hear you"

"What are you doing to my beloved corps?"

...and on and on...dear god, a virtual encyclopedia.

C.

[kuisis]

One of my favorites is Tombstone. Great lines.

Go head and skin it, skin that smokewagon

I'm your huckleberry

You're a daisy if you do

and a music related one, it's a nocturne, you know Frederic F'ing Chopin.

[kichijai]

Midnight Run
Caddyshack
Jaws
First Blood
Cuckoos Nest
Risky Business
10 to Midnight

[Macaroon]

Another vote for Glengarry Glen Ross:

"We're adding a little something to this month's sales contest ... first prize is a Cadillac Eldorado... second prize is a set of steak knives ... third prize is you're fired."

Body Heat had some great lines, too. And I guess we can't overlook On the Waterfront.

[kichijai]

Originally Posted by Macaroon

Another vote for Glengarry Glen Ross:



Body Heat had some great lines, too. .[/I]

Good call!

"Little Heather goes out onto the porch and there's this dude with her aunt and the guy's turned around with his shorts or whatever dropped so he's mooning the little girl.."