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07-15-2008, 12:07 AM
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Honey, I couldn't just turn 'em away. They just broke out of prison - where are they supposed to go?
Hi, now don't you come back here unless'n you got me my baby! Well, what's it gonna be boy? 'Cause if'an I'ma gonna freeze, then I can't get down on the floor, and if'an I get down on the floor then I'm not freezin'... "Holy crap, where'd all the tellers go?!?!?" "We're down here, sir!"
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07-15-2008, 12:20 AM
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"So, did you wire it up for 220?" "Yeah, 220, 221, whatever it takes..."
"Wait a minute! Why don't they just mix the mayonnaise with the tuna in the can... HOLD THE PHONE! Why don't they just FEED the tuna fish mayonnaise! [speaks into tape recorder] Call Starkist!" "Oh, that Barney Rubble. What an actor." "We're all adults here - we can talk about this openly... [writing on chalkboard] PROSTITUTION! But what does that mean really? Let's break up the word. First there's Pros... well, that doesn't mean anything really... then there's Tit... we all know what that means... and then there's shun to shun is to say No! To push it away! To shun something is, well... it really doesn't belong in this word at all, really." "I'm an idea man Chuck, I get ideas, sometimes I get so many ideas that I can't even fight them off!" "Hold the phone, hold the phone! Edible paper! You eat it, it's gone... you eat it, it's outta there! No more garbage!" "As we sit here and idly chat, there are woman, female human beings, rolling around in strange beds with strange men, and we are making money from that." "Is this a great country, or what?" "[picking up framed picture from desk] Hey Chuck? Who is this? Your wife?" "Fiancée." "Nice frame!" "
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07-15-2008, 02:37 AM
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what about these?
escape from LA
young guns tombstone terminator stripes dazed and confused harley davidson and the marlboro man hudson hawk silence of the lambs forest gump the waterboy major payne a few good men major league ace ventura pet detective who framed roger rabbit ford fairlane
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07-15-2008, 12:23 PM
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Nobody brought up Dodgeball? wow, one of my favorite guilty pleasures!
Nobody makes me bleed my own blood - nobody! Come on, Kate. It's time to put your mouth where our balls are. Come on! I get better runs in my shorts! It's time to separate the wheat from the chaff, the men from the boys, the awkwardly feminine from the possibly Canadian. Let me tell you, a double-fault final-play elimination hasn't occurred since the Helsinki episode of 1919, and I think we all remember how THAT turned out! Las Vegas. A city built of hot sand, broken dreams and $5 lobster. A city where you can get a happy ending, if you pay a little extra. A city home to a sporting event greater than the World Cup, World Series and World War II combined. If you want to have dodgeball victory, you have to grab it by its haunches and you gotta hump it into submission! This is Seth from Videorama. The following DVDs are now overdue: "Drunken Hussies 3", "Backdoor Patrol 5" and "Bona Lisa Smile". Thank you. Ladies and gentlemen, I have been to the Great Wall of China, I have seen the Pyramids of Egypt, I've even witnessed a grown man satisfy a camel. But never in all my years as a sportscaster have I witnessed something as improbable, as impossible, as what we've witnessed here today!
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07-15-2008, 03:05 PM
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This one (guesses anyone?) isn't chock full but from it, I like this one...
Daughter to Mother (Doris) displeased at her flirting with neighbour (Chuck) "You were born with an @sshole Doris, you don't need Chuck" ! John
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07-15-2008, 05:27 PM
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Captain Dudley Smith: You'll do as I say and ask no questions. Do you follow my drift?
Bud White: In technicolor sir Captain Dudley Smith: It's best to stay away from a man when his blood is up. Ed Exley: His blood is always up.. Captain Dudley Smith: Then perhaps you should stay away from him altogether... Captain Dudley Smith: I wouldn't trade places with Edmund Exley now for all the whiskey in Ireland L.A. Confidential
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07-15-2008, 06:50 PM
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...Now surely, we've got to have 'Full Metal Jacket' in here:
"I didn't know they stacked shit that high" "Bullshit, I can't hear you" "What are you doing to my beloved corps?" ...and on and on...dear god, a virtual encyclopedia. C.
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07-16-2008, 07:58 PM
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One of my favorites is Tombstone. Great lines.
Go head and skin it, skin that smokewagon I'm your huckleberry You're a daisy if you do and a music related one, it's a nocturne, you know Frederic F'ing Chopin.
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09-12-2008, 09:22 PM
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07-16-2008, 09:57 PM
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Another vote for Glengarry Glen Ross:
"We're adding a little something to this month's sales contest ... first prize is a Cadillac Eldorado... second prize is a set of steak knives ... third prize is you're fired." Body Heat had some great lines, too. And I guess we can't overlook On the Waterfront.
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07-16-2008, 10:00 PM
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"Little Heather goes out onto the porch and there's this dude with her aunt and the guy's turned around with his shorts or whatever dropped so he's mooning the little girl.."
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09-07-2008, 09:58 AM
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From the "Blues Brothers" (RV driver and member of the "Good Ole Boys"):
"Your gonna look funny eatin' corn on the cob with no f*X@!#g teeth." I believe the actors' name is Charles Napier
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