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Are these worse than even, uhh, erm,I hate to even mention it's name...Well, here goes- "SHOWGIRLS" ? That Had to be the most awfulest waste of good Kodak fillumn the country boy has ever seen. I had a crush on Elisabeth Berkeley as the hottie "Jessie" in "Saved by the Bell"- but I was beggin' her to put her clothes back on. And me being a deviated prevert 'n' all...that's sayin' a LOT...Paul Verhoeven deserved to be shot in the kneecaps & left to rot in the desert 50 miles outside of Vegas for that steaming pile..
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05-10-2006, 06:18 PM
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The MOST disappointed I've been in a more recent film was "HULK"
Damn that movie sucked, and even my 11 year-old son agrees. Oh, and Sandy, the last thing in the world I would do is tell Elisabeth Berkeley to put her clothes back on..  Retro Last edited by Retro Stereo; 05-10-2006 at 06:21 PM.
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05-11-2006, 04:41 PM
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Hi all,
Sandy, I have not seen SHOWGIRLS. That being said...GIRLS = GOOD! NAKED girls = BETTER! I therefore must conclude that SHOWGIRLS was the better movie! Reto, I did not see the HULK but, I did see the previews and it looked awful! Still, I bet it was a MUCH better than that Fu#@%n POS named BENCH WARMERS! Oooh, did I mention that BENCH WARMERS SUCKED! ? Oooh, danj, was ROBOT MONSTER that low budget pix with an APE with the Space helmet ? If so, (although it's been years since I've MIGHT of seen RM) I conclude that ROBOT MONSTER would be a MUCH better movie than BENCH WARMERS (which by the way SUCKS!). Ooh danj, come on, at least REEFER MADNESS had some funny moments! Guys, sorry, I can't comment on the other films such as PROOF,SPACE INVADERS, etc. As I haven't seen them. Nevertheless, I conclude that they are ALL better pixs than BENCH WARMERS! Regards, SixCats!
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Yeah, well, ordinarily, I like to see most purty young women Nekkid as much as possible...ESPECIALLY one as purty as Elisabeth Berkeley...But "Showgirls" was so..so ODIOUS you just wanted it all to be over. You just hafta to steel yerself & TRY to watch it to see what I mean...it sure shot poor ol' Elisabeth's career in the head...I don't think she could get work in a dog food commercial now..
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You took the words right off my keyboard. HATED that movie.
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Here's my worst -
Hudson Hawke (This one is my gold standard of bad) Commando We're No Angels (remake w/ Penn & Deniro) GI Jane I've never seen Ishtar but I'll include it I've suppressed the memory of many, many others.
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Last Action Hero and The Wiz just have to be worse...
And for the record, Happy Gilmore is one of the funniest movies of all time...
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"In loved it!" - my daughter. And she did. I didn't think it was too bad. It was certainly better than Date Movie. That was a bad movie.
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Once again I say that "Valley of the Dolls" is a worse movie than "Bench Warmers." It's even worse than "GI Jane", "Showgirls", and "Dogs and Cats."
Care to pass judgement on these masterpieces? "Rat Fink a Boo-Boo" "Nashville Hillbillies in a Haunted House" "Billy the Kid vs. Dracula" "Grease II" "The Monolith Monsters" "Fearless Frank" "The Terror of Tiny Town" It is rumored that showing any three of these movies on one bill would cause a world wide cataclysm.
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Bounce
I vote for Bounce with Ben AFlack or better spelled bad actor... my girlfriend at the time sprung big bucks for us to see this movie in a high end theater. it was all i could do to stay awake. horrible. I stuck through it for her since she sprung for it.. only to find out later she thought it sucked too. she wished we would have gone to the car for some hanky panky instead.. well we did later lol.
broke up with her a month later ... to this day i cant stand that movie. St Elmo's Fire goes on my list of wretched movies although an 18 yr old Demi Moore looked nice and slutty. I know its a made for TV movie Steven Kings IT... the epitomoe of bad acting and just wretched... I am a huge fan of the book ... I loved Kings choices of actors for the movie... but it looked soo forced and the dialog is wretched. Would love to see Peter Jackson remake it into a 9 hour trilogy.
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