THE HONEYMOONERS - Jackie Gleason

[prisoners]

I have favorite lines more than favorite episodes. A few: "Ralph..do you mind if smoke?" "I don't care if you burn."

When Alice's mother comes to visit and spills the beans about a play Ralph was going to: "She's a BLABBERMOUTH!!"

They all go over to Burt Weidermeyer's house for dinner and meet his flashy wife Rita:
Alice: "I call you killer 'cause you slay me..." Ralph: "And I'm calling Bellevue cause you're NUTS!!"
Then she blows the cigarette smoke in his face.."Oh look out now!!"

So many!