Firesign Theatre Weirdly Cool

[pilotprose]

Oh, how can you be in two places at once when your really no where at all? Hmmmm, did we pass a gas station? No, but the fox did, squeeze him again and see if he'll pass another...................Its off to the Winter Palace! Here, let me lay a stick of sandlewood incence on you, made it out of my own sandles, no, no, no, let me light it for you! Wsssssooop! Which way did they go? Anybody know where I am?