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Thanks Jeff, I appreciate that. About the riding mowers, it's kind of a running gag my dad and I have. In my little slice of heaven, the east side of Gardendale, almost every one of the fat, bald, shirtless rednecks has a riding mower, and on a clear day, they will all use it. Every one of them. They have absolutely no use for them, as the yards are half the size of mine, and I can use a push mower to do the whole thing in 20 minutes. Some of the morons will sit on their running lawn mower while eating. It's just really sad. I refuse to use a riding mower just because they're loud and annoying, and I don't want to look like a lazy bum. If I had several acres to mow, sure! And the culture (or lack therof) is disgusting. Most houses around here are either run down shacks, or McMansions that cost a quarter million and are ugly as sin. Whenever I'm anywhere in Wisconsin, I feel like I'm on a different planet. The atmosphere is so much nicer, the weather is better, etc. And all that "southern hospitality" crap is absolute hogwash. Believe me, after nine months of heat, I'm ready for the cold! It stays in the upper 90's and 100's from June to September here. In fact, the high for tomorrow is 90 degrees!
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