Emerson 60's

[Sandy G]

Ahh, just backhand her one 'crost the mouth...Like they do in the old cartoons...Add an "Ahhh, Shaddup !" while she's whizzin' thru the air. She'll get the message....TVs is worth more than spousal bliss, anyhoo...Right after Lauriann & I got hitched, I got her & Bethany, my little "girlfriend", in the "Ship's Radio Room", & kinda told them what my collection of Boatanchor Junque was & what it was worth, so they'd know between the 2 of 'em hopefully NOT to let it go for a song, once I Kick the Bucket. Bethany's eyes got big as saucers, & you could see the wheels a-spinnin' in her head...Lauriann kinda looked at her & went, "Whoa, Little Girl, I gotta go TOO before you get YOUR hands on 'em..." Bethany shot her a look like, "Well, THAT can be arrainged..."