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Dafffy (to Bugs) in front of Elmer:
HA! stop right there! Pronoun trouble. It's not "he doesn't have to shoot you now..." It's "he doesn't have to shoot me now..." WELL I DOES SAY HE HAS TO SHOOT ME NOW! SO SHOOT ME NOW! *BOOM* Daffy's beak is now on the back of his head, smoking.
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An' then there was Screwy Squirrel, by the brilliant, but QUITE insane-I'm convinced- Tex Avery: "Leave us not get excited there, chum..."
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When Bugs Bunny asks Pete The Puma," How many lumps?", referring to sugar for coffee. And Pete says, "Threeee, or fouur." Then Bugs pulls out a mallet and hits Pete on the head four times.
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This was from South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut. Crude, but funny:
Mr. Garrison: "Well, your moms are just upset. They’re probably all on their periods or something." Gregory:"Mr. Garrison, Wendy and I think that was a sexist statement." Mr. Garrison: "Well, I’m sorry, Wendy. But I just don’t trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn’t die."
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walkin down the beach doodleitdodo. spongebob
i got kids honest.
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I remember a Yogi Bear cartoon of a baby that was brought to the park and placed in a crib.
He always wanted to get a hold of a certain lion, all the while saying... "Clobba clobba kitty kitty" ![]() Scott
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wolf wife to Mr. Wolf, watching the Yankees game. "ELVIS!..There's nothing in the pot for supper!"
Bugs: "Ain't I a stinker!" Think he said that several times. "Open that door! Open that door, rabbit! Open that door before I--" (slam) "Close it! Close it! Close it back up again!" (Yosemite Sam, I think.) "Waah! Daddy's scaring me again!" (when the stork delivered Bugs to the gorilla family.) "Dee-ay-double eff-why, dee-you-see-uck."
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Daffy: "Ha! Got the drop on you with my disintegrating pistol! And brother, when it disintegrates, it really disintegrates." Well, waddya know, it...disintegrated."
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"Oh, Magoo, you've done it again!"
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Be bewwy bewwy qwiet.. I'm huntin wabbit....
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All from one man...
"Whoa, mule, whoa, mule!" "All right, all right, I'm a thinkin'! And my head hurts." "Ya better say yer prayers, ya flea-bitten varmaint, I'm a-gonna blow ya to smithereenies!" "I paid my four bits to see the high diving act and I'm-a gonna SEE the high diving act!" "Great horny-toadies, what are you doing upside-downy?!"
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Hi all,
"I tawt I saw a PUD-dy Cat!" "I did, I did, I did see a PUD-dy Cat!" SixCats! |
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Hellooooooooooooooooo Nurse!!!! -Animaniacs
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"MEOW..." SpongeBob's pet snail Gary.
"ouch..." Plankton |
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