Best Villain speeches

[markc2]

Best Villain Speeches in movies or TV.

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[botrytis]

'Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?'

Good ol' Jack!!

[KeninDC]

"I watched a snail crawl along the edge of a straight razor. That's my dream, it's my nightmare. Crawling, slipping along the edge of a straight razor and surviving...."

Marlon Brando as Col. Kurtz in "Apocalypse Now"

[ablethevoice]

"...but trick us again and your suffering will be legendary, even in Hell!"
PINHEAD - Hellbound Hellraiser 2

[JohnVF]

"I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe.
Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion.
I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate.
All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain.
Time … to die.”

Roy Batty, Blade Runner

[similost]

You play a good game boy, but the game is finished, now you die.

The Tall man from Phantasm, 1979

[crackerkorean]

Allow me to impress upon you the severe mistake you have made
for years my conduct has been largely benign
without provocation you have severed détente and forced me to
unleash the vengeful flames of a thousand suns
you shall curse your mothers for the day of your birth
go now! and begin your life of fear knowing that when you least expect the looming
sword of Damocles will CRASH down upon you cleaving you in twain
and as you gaze upon the smoking wreckage that was once your life you will regret the day
you crossed the wrong FISH!

Klaus - American Dad

[ablethevoice]

Originally Posted by similost

You play a good game boy, but the game is finished, now you die.

The Tall man from Phantasm, 1979

Good one! Just watched that again a few days ago.

[Jack Lord]

"In Italy, for thirty years under the Borgias, they had warfare, terror, murder, bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci and the Renaissance. In Switzerland, they had brotherly love; they had 500 years of democracy and peace -- and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock."

Harry Lime in THE THIRD MAN (1949).

[similost]

For us to live any other way was nuts. Uh, to us, those goody-good people who worked shitty jobs for bum paychecks and took the subway to work every day, and worried about their bills, were dead. I mean they were suckers. They had no balls. If we wanted something we just took it. If anyone complained twice they got hit so bad, believe me, they never complained again

Henry Hill from Goodfellas, 1990

[Jack Lord]

"It can only be attributable to human error."


HAL 9000 2001: A Space Odyessey (1969)

[similost]

Be still my dog of war. I understand your pain. We've all lost someone we love. But we do it my way! We do it my way. Fear is our ally. The gasoline will be ours. Then you shall have your revenge.


Humungus - Mad Max 2, 1981

[Johncan]

You think water moves fast? You should see ice. It moves like it has a mind. Like it knows it killed the world once and got a taste for murder. After the avalanche, it took us a week to climb out. Now, I don't know exactly when we turned on each other, but I know that seven of us survived the slide... and only five made it out. Now we took an oath, that I'm breaking now. We said we'd say it was the snow that killed the other two, but it wasn't. Nature is lethal but it doesn't hold a candle to man.

Samuel L. Jackson's character from Deep Blue Sea just before he meets the shark. I laughed my *ss off.

[similost]

Fuck Martha Stewart! Martha Stewart can kiss my shiny plastic butt! I've spent all day over a hot stove, making cookies and making Swedish meatballs, and for what? A man who doesn't appreciate me! A man who can't even wash one fucking dish! A man who isn't even a man at all where it counts if you get my drift! -to Jade- Believe me honey, plastic is no substitute for a nice hunk of wood!

Tiffany from Bride of Chucky, 1998

[dr*audio]

"I'll get you, my pretty! And your little dog, too!"
"How about a little fire, Scarecrow?"
"Well, my dear, I can cause accidents, too!" - The Wicked Witch of the West, "The Wizard Of Oz" (Margaret Hamilton)