You guys remember the mean sherif in "O' Brother, Where art Thou"
Well his name is Daniel and he lives just a few miles from me. He hangs out at the same bar I do. He always tries to give me Tequila. Im a vodka and miller lite kind of guy, but I can't be mean and say NO all the time.
Last time I drank tequila I tripped and fell down and knocked myself out for about 3 seconds ( So says the buddy that was with me). It was actually kinda funny because I don't remember too much about the whole fall, just that my jaw hurt like a bitch once I sobered up.