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Old 01-13-2006, 01:30 AM
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....usually a biblical epic with Charlton Heston or whomever addressing the multitudes on horseback spread out over 500 acres. All he has to do "shout" whatever the rallying message, & we get "booyahs" from the back rows probably located in another zip code.

Along the same lines, why don't opposing forces simply shoot/spear/blow-up the horses? (Oh,yeah...PETA).

How come cars in those 10 minute bash n' chase scenes look better in the end than those that we drive after a 10mph fender bender during a rush hour crawl?

How come our hero, after a 3 minute bar room brawl usually with multiple adversaries brandishing heavy metal blunt & sharp thingies, never loses a tooth?

How come knuckles never hurt after the same mayhem?

Why do so many male actors when confronted with comely women displaying opulent cleavage never stare at it, & drool like the rest of us would?

Ron.
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