I thought you need to lift the tail to get at the third fetzer valve, if so, then this will have to remain broked as I ain't no aminal molester. I specialize in blonde asian girlies with ghetto boo-tays.

The owner just e-mailed me again to inform me that it has a vertically mounted VCR on the left side hidden behind what appears to be the speaker grille. I checked the model number and it comes up as a VCR so am pretty sure that's not the TV's model number. Am again waiting for him to get back to me.

So, what's the deal with this vintage CRT? Is it the flavor that works better as a fishbowl?