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Originally Posted by zeno
We got a used cat at a shelter in Lowell. She was abt 6 mo old
& quite a charactor. Hates strange women.
Same cat started acting strange at dinner. Kept sniffing
around the kitchen door, meowing & pacing. Wouldnt eat.
Abt an hour later a big T-storm blew up & we chased it
being trained spotters. Went to an open hilltop abt
2 miles away. There was a big bolt of lightning
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZORCH must have lasted 5 seconds.
Looked at the wife & said it hit near our house. Got home
& there was crap all over the kitchen & a hole in the wall
where the cat was acting strange. Porch was dammaged,
the ground was trenched to the trees & the next door
house was on fire !
Listen to your cat !
73 Zeno  |
Used cat, haha.
Just to clarify, the fire wasn't major, right? Oh wait, I just realized that the fire was at the house next to yours. Still, hopefully not a major fire.
Anyway...
Garfield's top ten reasons to own a cat instead of a dog.
10. No need to drool-proof your Home.
9. A cat has absolutely no romantic interest in your leg.
8. Nothing spooks a burglar like stepping on a cat.
7. I heard dog breath actually killed a person in Arkansas.
6. A cat always returns your car with a full tank of gas.
5. A cat will keep your yard free of pesky birds.
4. A cat will not drag you out in a blizzard just to piddle on a tree.
3. Ever seen Cujo??
2. Dog ---- Fetch, roll over, sit up beg.
Cat ---- Drive, balance checkbook, give CPR.
1. Garfield versus Odie. Case closed.