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"Canned slabs of jaundiced gorilla pelts fill the plates of those fools and clowns and nabobs. Oh, how they once begged to attend my perfect banquet in the nude. Now they just beg for the keys to my gold.
Here is my unwanted guest list. The names slightly altered to prevent their stench from polluting my magic daiquiri, or even worse, stealing my favorite pony. A pony named Steve, his orange mane painted blue, blue like the evening sky, as he gallops into the basement to acquire the ancient flatware and a rotting cheeseboard covered in the mold of their moral dysentery."
Charlie Sheen would have made a great beat poet! All this needs is some far out bongos in the background for dramatic punctuation.
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No wonder this circuit failed,it says "made in Japan"!
Last edited by GeorgeJetson; 03-13-2011 at 09:51 PM.
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