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I am moving and have been moving this television around for ten years. Please help me save this masterpiece from the land fill. The set doesn't work, but can be converted into a LCD TV, aquarium, or would make a great prop piece for a play or film. Worth $25-$65 dollars. I will take best offer.
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Help the guy save it so someone can turn it into an aquarium? Huh?
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...Please help me save this masterpiece from the land fill. The set doesn't work, but can be dropped from a railway trestle or used for target practice at the end of a dirt road. Add a twelve pack of cold ones and you've got yourself a par-tay! ...
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