OK--Google will translate the text for free, and it makes interesting (giggle, giggle) reading:
http://translate.googleusercontent.c...ebapgsCEB3DElA
If that link doesn't work for you, go to
http://translate.google.com/
and put the original link in, Specify Polish to English (I assume), and translate
http://www.allegro.pl/item909329518_...bisty_krk.html