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Major League:

Harris: Are you trying to say Jesus Christ can't hit a curveball?

Vaughn: You put snot on the ball?

Hayes: Cerrano's looking for some extra power for tonight, he wants to sacrifice a live chicken. Yo we can't have people puking in the locker room before the game!
Taylor: I'll think of something

Rachel Phelps: Here's a list of players we'll be inviting to camp.
Front office peronnel: I've never heard of half of these guys, and the one's I do are way past their prime.
Charley: most of these guys never had a prime.
Front office personnel: this guy here is dead!
Rachel Phelps: Well scratch him off then!

Charley Donovan: What do you mean you don't know, this is a chance to manage in the big leagues!
Lou Brown: Let me think it over Charley, I got a guy on the other line about some whitewalls, I'll talk to you later.

Cerrano: Look Jobu, I come to you. I give you rum. If you no help me now... I say F*@k you jobu, I do it myself.

Taylor: If you EVER tank a play like you did today, I'm gonna cut your nuts off and stuff them down your F*@*^ing throat.

Color commentator: You cna't say goddamn on the air!
Harry Doyle: Aw, who care's, nobody's listening anyway.

Woman at a party: Why I didn't know Cleveland still had a team.
Taylor: Yeah, we got uniforms and everything. It's really great.

Japanese groundskeeper: They're shitty

Harry Doyle: That one's way outta here, Tomlinson's gonna need a visa to catch that one