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Young Frankenstein

Inspector Kemp: A riot is an ungly thing... . undt, I tink, that it is chust about time ve had vun.



Igor: Dr. Frankenstein... .
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: "Fronkensteen."
Igor: You're putting me on.
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: No, it's pronounced "Fronkensteen."
Igor: Do you also say "Froaderick"?
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: No... .”Frederick."
Igor: Well, why isn't it "Froaderick Fronkensteen"?
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: It isn't; it's "Frederick Fronkensteen."
Igor: I see.
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: You must be Igor.
[He pronounces it ee-gor]
Igor: No, it's pronounced "eye-gor."
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: But they told me it was "ee-gor."
Igor: Well, they were wrong then, weren't they?


Way of the Gun


Longbaugh: There's always free cheese in a mousetrap.

Joe Sarno: Fifteen million dollars is not money. It's a motive with a universal adaptor on it.

Hale Chidduck: I'd never ask you to trust me. It's the cry of a guilty soul.

Longbaugh: You know what I'm gonna tell God when I see him? I'm gonna tell him I was framed.

Parker: We're not talking about how long you're gonna live, we're talking about how slow you're gonna die.

Iron Man

Tony Stark: Give me a scotch. I'm starving.