[screenersam]

the Burton/Nicholson/Keaton 'Batman'
"Lieutenant, is there a six-foot bat in Gotham City? And what's he pulling down after taxes?"
"I git a grin...agin and agin."
"Winged Freak..!Terrorizes!..Wait'll they get a load of me..!"
"It's Japanese." "How do you know?" "Cuz I bought it in Japan."
"You set me up over a woman! A WOMAN!..You must be insane!"
"One thing I am not--is a killer! I'm an artiste. And I love a good party. So--truce! Commence au festival!..and there'll be entertainment. That's right; the big dukaroo between me and the man who has brought real terror to Gotham City; Bat-man...can you hear me?"
"And where is the Batman? Home! Washing his tights!"
"Never rub another man's rhubarb!"
"Let me tell you about this guy I know. Jack. Mean kid; bad seed. Hurt people."
"I like him already!"
"I just know you're asking yourselves, 'where can I get these fine products'? Well, that's the gag; chances are...you probably got them already!"
"You idiot! You MADE me! You dropped me into that vat of acid! Don't think I have'nt tried to forget!"