[CUlater]

"So, did you wire it up for 220?" "Yeah, 220, 221, whatever it takes..."

"Wait a minute! Why don't they just mix the mayonnaise with the tuna in the can... HOLD THE PHONE! Why don't they just FEED the tuna fish mayonnaise!
[speaks into tape recorder] Call Starkist!"

"Oh, that Barney Rubble. What an actor."

"We're all adults here - we can talk about this openly...
[writing on chalkboard]
PROSTITUTION! But what does that mean really? Let's break up the word. First there's Pros... well, that doesn't mean anything really... then there's Tit... we all know what that means... and then there's shun to shun is to say No! To push it away! To shun something is, well... it really doesn't belong in this word at all, really."

"I'm an idea man Chuck, I get ideas, sometimes I get so many ideas that I can't even fight them off!"

"Hold the phone, hold the phone! Edible paper! You eat it, it's gone... you eat it, it's outta there! No more garbage!"

"As we sit here and idly chat, there are woman, female human beings, rolling around in strange beds with strange men, and we are making money from that."
"Is this a great country, or what?"

"[picking up framed picture from desk] Hey Chuck? Who is this? Your wife?"
"Fiancée."
"Nice frame!"

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