The seller reminds me of a nutty buddy of mine. His descriptions start out at one end of the scale and then end up at the complete opposite.

Example regarding a used car:

You should see this thing, it looks just like it came off the showroom floor. The paint is perfect, well, there are some scratches and some rust is bubbling thru, oh yeah, and a garbage truck sideswiped both sides.............

But the interior! Smells like new, well, there is some musty odor from where water has been leaking and the seats are torn up with blood stains, but the headliner, um, that's missing.

But you oughta hear the engine run! Smooth as a kitten, although it does smoke more than a tugboat towing the Queen Mary and it shook my molars loose at idle

Ahhhhh, fegit it, it's a POS!

Anthony