Hawaya, hawaya, hawaya!
 

I just flew in from hawaya and boy are my arms tired!
How bout these women today fellas? Wow, they are really somethin else...
Take my wife... please!

That is my best henny youngman.

Care to share classic great comedy bits?

i find the greats to be that and more... grrrrrreat!

George gobel.... life is a bowl of cherries but baby you're the pits.

How about par paulson? Ooops, he may be too much in today's climate.:nono:

Never-ready batteries: the sign of the dead cat.

Wouldn't ya know i got a rayovac dead cat story...
 

That is a battery i wont be even on sale!

So, this is for children... they really do the darndest things. My sister in her twenties finally had her ears checked only to find a rolled up waxy piece of paper ripped off an old rayovac cat battery many years earlier when she was 4 or 5. The cat was on it and i forgot to ask if she still hears cat sounds after removal. Knowing her, likely yes