C'mon Punk, Make my Day!! Great lines
 

Rather than continue the hijack at the 5 best movie thread, let's start a fresh one.
I'll open with something of a musical nature.........

Elwood: What kind of music do you usually have here?
Claire: Oh, we got both kinds. We got Country AND Western.

Mickey Rourke in Barfly

"I like people... but sometimes, I like them better when they're not around" :smoke:

Margaret Dumont: "I didn't come here to be insulted!"
Groucho Marx: "Where do you usually go?"

Dr Strangelove: "Mein Fuhrer, I CAN WALK !!" -Sandy G.

Arnold to the Predator "You are one ugly motherf**ker"

"Plastics"

I'll repeat the ultimate line from the other thread

"Ejector seat ?!? You're joking."

"Kid, we all got it comin' " (Clint Eastwood from Unforgiven)

"We're gonna need a bigger boat."


Got me thinking now, so more later.

Cheers.

"Charlie don't surf!!!"

Office Space.......

Peter Gibbons......

"Houston, we have a problem".

cubdog

I AM the law

I'll make him an offer he can't refuse. - Marlon Brando
Great shot kid! (Don't get cocky) - Harrison Ford

I hate people, love gatherings though. Isn't it ironic?

What we have here is a failure to communicate.

"Yippie Kay Yay Mother F%^ker"

"We're gonna need a bigger boat"

"Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid."

"Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in awhile, you could miss it."

"All I need are some tasty waves, a cool buzz, and I'm fine."

"We got two categories of pilots around here. We got the prime pilots that get the hot planes, and we got pudknockers who dream about getting the hot planes. Now what are you two pudknockers gonna have?"

"We deal in lead, friend."

As good as it gets:
"Carol the waitress, meet Simon the fag."

Cool Runnings:
"You could be on a wheaties box!"

Nick Romano -- Knock On Any Door
"Live fast, die young, leave a good looking corpse."

Full Metal Jacket
"This is my rifle, this is my gun
This is for fighting, this is for fun"

The Shining
"Hereeees Johnny!"

The Sixth Sense
"I see dead people"



and more reccently...

Fun with Dick and Jane (go see it!!!)
"Ola!"
"Where are you going with the television????"

Oh Fernando, your mother ate my dog! - Dead Alive AKA Braindead

It's better when heard in context, Mom sitting there with a Dogs tail hanging out of her mouth. :lmao:

I love the smell of napalm in the morning.

Just remember what ol' Jack Burton does when the earth quakes, the poison arrows fall from the sky, and the pillars of Heaven shake. Yeah, Jack Burton just looks that big old storm right in the eye and says, "Give me your best shot. I can take it."

When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, looks you crooked in the eye and asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail."

DeNiro, Scarface, "Say hello to my little friend."

Well we are back in the car again.First Jurassic Park.

That's not a knife... now THAT'S a knife!

Crocodile Dundee

What did you do last week?

We didn't do nothing!

Now, if someone asks you that same question next week, you could tell them
"We didn't do nothing", or, you could tell them that we helped some maniac
storm a fortress!

Crocodile Dundee II

Scott

"It's all ball bearings" Chevy Chase, Fletch

"Buzzards gotta eat, same as worms" --Clint Eastwood in The Outlaw Josey Wales

"Badges, we dont need no stinking badges".

"You're short on ears and long on mouth".

"It's only an island if you look at it from the water".

Charles Bronson
Death Wish 2

Corners a punk and sees he has a cross around his neck.

Bronson: So you beleive in Jesus.

Punk: Yes-yes I do.

Bronson: Well you're gonna meet him ...(bang)

I don't answer the phone. I get the feeling whenever I do that there will be someone on the other end. ~Fred Couples

Janie's a pretty typical teenager - angry, insecure, confused. I wish I could tell her that's all going to pass, but I don't want to lie to her. ~Alan Ball, American Beauty, 1999

Nothing is over until we decide it is. Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!!-- Animal House

Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.-- Bill Cosby


MY FAVORITE

Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country.-- Marion Barry

"I want more life, f##ker." Rutger Hauer in Blade Runner shortly before he presses Bill Gates, er, I mean Tyrell's eyes into his skull. Happy times.

dew.

From Blazing saddles:

Taggart: Does anybody got a dime?
Cowboys: [Murmuring]
Taggart: Somebody's got to go back and get a s##tload of dimes.


Apparantly I have an attraction to lots of swearing.

dew.

"What would you do with a brain if you had one?"

This is a line that can be used just about everyday :D

"your levity is good, it relieves the tension of death"


:lmao:

Terminator 3. There's WAY too many good movie lines. I won't get started. But here's a few more of my favorites.

"damn shame throwing away a perfectly good white boy like that"
Better off dead

"I got a good name for this car, Rusty!" -- "S**T'll buff out"
Joe dirt

Actually, Joe dirt is full of great ones, I love that movie, for some reason.

PULLOVER! PULLOVER! "No, it's a cardigan, thanks for asking"
Dumb and dumber

"Can you fly that thing? --"Not yet"
Matrix 1

Ok, I'll stop. Crexrun

Lamy: "Dad, I was swimming in a rainbow with millions of babies... ...and they was naked... ...and then all of the sudden I turned into a perfect smile!"


"Ah, this is the worst lookin' hat I ever saw! I bet you buy a hat like this you get a free bowl of soup, huh?...Oh it looks good on you, though."


Lamarr: My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives.
Taggart: Gol darnit Mr. Lamarr. You use your tongue prettier'n a twenty dollar whore.


Dr. Rumack: "Can you fly this plane and land it?"
Striker: "Surely you can't be serious."
Dr. Rumack: "I am serious. And don't call me Shirley."

"''scuse me while I whip this out"

"Shut up you faggot, I'm workin' for Mel Brooks !"-Slim Pickens, Blazing Saddles

No more yanky my wanky the donger need food!

Dong, where is my automobile? automobile?

The Blues Brothers, the swat team climbing the walls,,, HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT...

wHAT WAS THAT? WE JUST THREW A ROD! IS THAT SERIOUS? YUP

HOW MUCH FOR YOUR CHILDREN? I WANT TO BUY YOUR CHILDREN!

"I hate Illinois Nazis"

Elwood - It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of
cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses

Jake - Hit it!


Elwood - It's got a cop motor, a 440 cubic inch plant, it's got cop tires, cop suspensions,
cop shocks. It's a model made before catalytic converters so it'll run good on regular gas.
What do you say, is it the new Bluesmobile or what?

Jake - Fix the cigarette lighter...

Scott

"Do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth?"

and

"Touch that gun and I'll kill ya".

Pete