Best Villain speeches
 

Best Villain Speeches in movies or TV.

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'Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?'

Good ol' Jack!!

"I watched a snail crawl along the edge of a straight razor. That's my dream, it's my nightmare. Crawling, slipping along the edge of a straight razor and surviving...."

Marlon Brando as Col. Kurtz in "Apocalypse Now"

"...but trick us again and your suffering will be legendary, even in Hell!"
PINHEAD - Hellbound Hellraiser 2

"I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe.
Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion.
I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate.
All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain.
Time … to die.”

Roy Batty, Blade Runner

You play a good game boy, but the game is finished, now you die.

The Tall man from Phantasm, 1979

Allow me to impress upon you the severe mistake you have made
for years my conduct has been largely benign
without provocation you have severed détente and forced me to
unleash the vengeful flames of a thousand suns
you shall curse your mothers for the day of your birth
go now! and begin your life of fear knowing that when you least expect the looming
sword of Damocles will CRASH down upon you cleaving you in twain
and as you gaze upon the smoking wreckage that was once your life you will regret the day
you crossed the wrong FISH!

Klaus - American Dad

:thmbsp: Good one! Just watched that again a few days ago.

"In Italy, for thirty years under the Borgias, they had warfare, terror, murder, bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci and the Renaissance. In Switzerland, they had brotherly love; they had 500 years of democracy and peace -- and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock."

Harry Lime in THE THIRD MAN (1949).

For us to live any other way was nuts. Uh, to us, those goody-good people who worked shitty jobs for bum paychecks and took the subway to work every day, and worried about their bills, were dead. I mean they were suckers. They had no balls. If we wanted something we just took it. If anyone complained twice they got hit so bad, believe me, they never complained again

Henry Hill from Goodfellas, 1990

"It can only be attributable to human error."


HAL 9000 2001: A Space Odyessey (1969)

Be still my dog of war. I understand your pain. We've all lost someone we love. But we do it my way! We do it my way. Fear is our ally. The gasoline will be ours. Then you shall have your revenge.


Humungus - Mad Max 2, 1981

You think water moves fast? You should see ice. It moves like it has a mind. Like it knows it killed the world once and got a taste for murder. After the avalanche, it took us a week to climb out. Now, I don't know exactly when we turned on each other, but I know that seven of us survived the slide... and only five made it out. Now we took an oath, that I'm breaking now. We said we'd say it was the snow that killed the other two, but it wasn't. Nature is lethal but it doesn't hold a candle to man.

Samuel L. Jackson's character from Deep Blue Sea just before he meets the shark. I laughed my *ss off.

Fuck Martha Stewart! Martha Stewart can kiss my shiny plastic butt! I've spent all day over a hot stove, making cookies and making Swedish meatballs, and for what? A man who doesn't appreciate me! A man who can't even wash one fucking dish! A man who isn't even a man at all where it counts if you get my drift! -to Jade- Believe me honey, plastic is no substitute for a nice hunk of wood!

Tiffany from Bride of Chucky, 1998

"I'll get you, my pretty! And your little dog, too!"
"How about a little fire, Scarecrow?"
"Well, my dear, I can cause accidents, too!" - The Wicked Witch of the West, "The Wizard Of Oz" (Margaret Hamilton)

"I have altered the deal. Pray that I do not alter it further." - Darth Vader, "The Empire Strikes Back"

You wanna work eight, ten fucking hours? You own nothing, you got nothing! Do you want a chivato on every corner looking after you? Watching everything you do? Everything you say, man? Do you know I eat octopus three times a day? I got fucking octopus coming out of my fucking ears. I got the fuckin' Russian shoes my feet's comin' through. How you like that? What, you want me to stay there and do nothing? Hey, I'm no fuckin' criminal, man. I'm no puta or thief. I'm Tony Montana, a political prisoner from Cuba. And I want my fuckin' human rights, now!

Tony Montana from Scarface 1983

Who's been painting my roses red? WHO'S BEEN PAINTING MY ROSES RED? /Who dares to taint / With vulgar paint / The royal flower bed? / For painting my roses red / Someone will lose his head.

Queen of Hearts from Alice in Wonderland, 1951

Badges,, we don,t have no badges,,I don,t have to show you no stinkin badges,,Fransisco Bedoya,,Treasure of the Sierra Madre

"HOW ARE YOU GENTLEMAN? ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!! YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO SURVIVE, MAKE YOUR TIME!! HA.HA.HA." -the villain "CATS" from the 1991 SEGA Genesis video game "ZERO WING"

You need to get out more.......

i know:tears: i'm so hopeless... :nerd::nerd::nerd::nerd:

so i guess, BOTRYTIS, that your avatar clearly illustrates your thoughts on this?:music:

I know what your avatar is...

It's a NFPA sign.. translated it means extremely flamable gas or liquid, with a health warning of corrosive or toxic.. try not to touch or breath, and it's a Danger, reactive to shock , or if heated, or mixed with water, it may be explosive...

Do I get to admit I know a little shit?

Lonesome Dove (1989), the evil Blue Duck

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Blue Duck: [Call is looking at Blue Duck in jail] I hear you brought you stinkin' old friend to watch my hangin'.

Woodrow Call: He'd have enjoyed it.

Blue Duck: I should've killed him when I had a chance.

Woodrow Call: I'd have killed you for it.

Blue Duck: [laughing] I stole horses, burned farms, killed men, raped women and stole children all over your territory and until today, you never even got a good look at me! I don't think you would've killed me. Rangers! I 'spect I'll kill a passel of you yet.

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Great made for TV movie.

Snade

"What we've got here is...failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach. So you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants it... well, he gets it. I don't like it any more than you men".

The Captain, cool hand luke.

"Don't be a good neighbor anymore to her. I'll have to send you a love letter! Straight from my heart, f*$ker! You know what a love letter is? It's a bullet from a f&#king gun, f%@ker! You receive a love letter from me, and you're f!&ked forever! You understand, f!*k? I'll send you straight to hell, f$!ker!... In dreams... I walk with you. In dreams... I talk to you. In dreams, you're mine... all the time. Forever. "

Frank Booth, Blue Velvet.

"Six f#$kin' car lengths! That's a hundred and six f!@kin' feet, mister! If I had to stop suddenly, you woulda hit me! I want you to get a f%#kin' driver's manual, and I want you to study that motherf%!ker! And I want you to obey the the g@#$&*n rules! Fifty-f!$kin' thousand people were killed on the highway last year 'cause of f*!kin' a$*holes like you! Tell me you're gonna get a manual!"

Mr Eddy, Lost Highway.

"What now? Let me tell you what now. I'ma call a coupla hard, pipe-hittin' !#$&ers, who'll go to work on the homes here with a pair of pliers and a blow torch. You hear me talkin', hillbilly boy? I ain't through with you by a d$#n sight. I'ma get medieval on your a$@."

"Yeah, we cool. Two things. Don't tell nobody about this. This $!it is between me, you, and Mr. Soon-To-Be-Living-The-Rest-of-His-Short-A$#-Life-In-Agonizing-Pain Rapist here. It ain't nobody else's business. Two: you leave town tonight, right now. And when you're gone, you stay gone, or you be gone. You lost all your L.A. privileges. Deal?"

Marsellus Wallace, Pulp Fiction

"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee. "

Jules, Pulp Fiction.

"The Durango '95 purred away a real horrowshow - a nice, warm vibraty feeling all through your guttiwuts. And soon it was trees and dark, my brothers, with real country dark. "

"There was me, that is Alex, and my three droogs, that is Pete, Georgie, and Dim, and we sat in the Korova Milkbar trying to make up our rassoodocks what to do with the evening. The Korova milkbar sold milk-plus, milk plus vellocet or synthemesc or drencrom, which is what we were drinking. This would sharpen you up and make you ready for a bit of the old ultra-violence. "

"We were all feeling a bit shagged and fagged and fashed, it being a night of no small expenditure. "

"What we were after now was the old surprise visit. That was a real kick and good for laughs and lashings of the old ultraviolent. "

"One thing I could never stand was to see a filthy, dirty old drunkie, howling away at the filthy songs of his fathers and going blurp blurp in between as it might be a filthy old orchestra in his stinking, rotten guts. I could never stand to see anyone like that, whatever his age might be, but more especially when they were old like this one was."

"It's a stinking world because there's no law and order anymore! It's a stinking world because it lets the young get on to the old, like you done. Oh, it's no world for an old man any longer. What sort of a world is it at all? Men on the moon, and men spinning around the earth, and there's not no attention paid to earthly law and order no more. "

"No time for the old in-out, love, I've just come to read the meter. "

"Naughty, naughty, naughty! You filthy old soomka! "

"Eggiweggs. I would like... to smash them. And pick them up, and THROW- OW! F#$king hell! So did I pass? "

"Ho, ho, ho! Well, if it isn't fat stinking billy goat Billy Boy in poison! How art thou, thou globby bottle of cheap, stinking chip oil? Come and get one in the yarbles, if ya have any yarbles, you eunuch jelly thou! "

"What you got back home, little sister, to play your fuzzy warbles on? I bet you got little save pitiful, portable picnic players. Come with uncle and hear all proper! Hear angel trumpets and devil trombones. You are invited!"


Alex, A Clockwork Orange.

Hannibal Lecter: A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti.

[last lines]


Hannibal Lecter: [on telephone] I do wish we could chat longer, but... I'm having an old friend for dinner. Bye.

"See? Now you respect me, because I'm a threat. That's the way it works. Turns out there are lots of people, whole countries, that want respect, and will pay through the nose to get it. How do you think I got rich? I invented weapons, and now I have a weapon that only I can defeat, and when I unleash it... Oh, ho ho! You sly dog! You got me monologuing! I can't believe it..."

Syndrome, The Incredibles

"Top of the world Ma," James Cagney in White Heat.

"You people are never prepared."

Wulfgar--- Nighthawks

speaking of David Lynch...

"Through the darkness of future past
the magician longs to see
one chance out between two worlds
fire walk with me..."
'Bob', Twin Peaks.

The Baroness will have your teeth for a necklace, and your eyes for earrings.

The Child Catcher - CHitty Chitty Bang Bang, 1968

My only true love, darling. I live for furs. I worship furs! After all, is there a woman in all this wretched world who doesn't?


Cruella De Vil - 101 Dalmations, 1961

I wanted this to be professional, efficient, adult, cooperative. Not a lot to ask. Alas, your Mr. Takagi did not see it that way... so he won't be joining us for the rest of his life. We can go any way you want it. You can either walk out of here... or be carried out. But have no illusions. We are in charge. So decide now, each of you. And please remember: we have left nothing to chance.

Hans Gruber - Die Hard, 1988

Shit. Oh hell, let's just do what we always do. Hijack some nuclear weapons and hold the world hostage. Yeah? Good! Gentlemen, it has come to my attention that a breakaway Russian Republic called Kreplachistan will be transferring a nuclear warhead to the United Nations in a few days. Here's the plan. We get the warhead and we hold the world ransom for... ONE MILLION DOLLARS!


Dr. Evil - Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery, 1997