Worst movies
 

not stupid comedies and the like, not boring ones, and NO sequels....

The Legend of Billie Jean--1985
When Time Ran Out--1980
House of Sand and Fog--2003
Double Jeopardy--1999
Upside of Anger--2005

You will pull your hair out viewing any one of the above..

This could go on forever...... I vote for anything with a girl named Tweed in it.

And Gigli

Oh come on you loved Hot Dog and you know it. :D

I rather enjoined “When Time Ran Out” (1980) with Paul Newman and William Holden who both where in The Towering Inferno (1974).

As for my worst film I love sorry like "Catwoman" (2004), go on lets hear you say I know its on the tip of your tongue.:D

Lots of people hated "Daredevil", but I didn't. Then again, I'm a sucker for comics brought to the screen.
Tom

"The Evil Dead". Went to see it 'cause it was filmed here in E.Tennessee, ran out of the theater 'cause it was so DREADFUL...

No sequels?
So I can't mention Caddyshack 2?
Darn the luck.

Magnolia - so bad it made me angry. Still does if I think about it.
The Avengers - most dissapointing
Twilight - possibly the most boring plodding yawn inducing film ever
Northfork - Hey look! Were making art!

Damn. Even with the Aimee Mann soundtrack? :(
Tom

The Garden Of The Finzi Continis:

4 hours long of being bored to death !!!!!
NASA will use this film to put astronauts to sleep for deep space flights.

Steve

Any Kung-Fu movie made with imitation Bruce Lee... e.g. Bruce Li, Bruce Le, Bruce Lei.

As good as the music was, this movie is still destined, I feel, to one day have it's own wing in the Hall Of Suckitude.

Casablanca. I'm serious.

On Golden Pond

FWIW, I had a really hard time with "The Good Shepard" recently; just never drew me in. Kept waiting for something engaging; never happened.

Also, I've always had a hard time with "On Her Majesty's Secret Service". Some folks rave about Lazenby as being true to Flemings Bond, but the direction just seemed too dated, wooden, and stilted to me, as did some of the sets and costumes.

"Kept waiting for something engaging; never happened."

My thoughts too. I'm willing to give the picture another shot though, I'll try it again.

"The legend of Billie Jean"-A great, portentious movie about one young woman's struggle for justice. Or a overblown story about-WTF was it all about, anyway? I remember it was one of those movies HBO got in a rut playing-seemingly EVERY TIME I turned on HBO, there it was. Maybe one reason I DON'T have HBO anymore.

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Nothing has changed at HBO. :D Billie Jean AKA "Fair is fair". "We want our 812 dollars back Mr. Piatt!"


Good call on who mentioned Magnolia. Absolutely excruciating.

They were either playin' it, or runnin' an ad for it-"We will be INVINCIBLE !!!!" You wonder if the actors who played in turkeys like that get embarrassed by them. Wonder if Elisabeth Berkeley gets tired of people askin' her, "Hey, Nome' ! Know me ? Hahahaha ! Howzit feel to have yr career in the tank, Jessie ?"

Worst ever is Titanic . Can't say why as some might not have seen it yet.

Second on Gigli.
How is it that Hollywood thinks they can just put a couple of big names on the marquee and people will watch?
No matter how bad it is.

Yeah, Gigli was AWFUL, one of the few movies I couldn't finish, shut it off after about 20 minutes.
MST3K couldn't save that one. :no:

One I rented recently that really sucked was called either White Trash, or Trailer park Trash and starred that blonde from My Name Is Earl.

Another vote for "When time ran out"..

Disney's "The Black Hole".

Right here, never seen it, & no plans to.

Spoil away!

I'll go -

Hudson Hawk, 1991

I have been told I am a complete Philistine for not appreciating this one. However, someone I trust greatly (my wife) saw it with me and she too rings in the same way. It is my #1 worst film ever. When I am Supreme Ruler of the Earth I will destroy all copies and expunge any record of it.

"Ishtar"
"Dirty Dancing"
"Evita"
and anything with Jean Claude Goddamn

I think that picture where that Jean Claude fella is in the Foreign Legion in Morocco after the Great War was pretty decent: "Legionaire".

There was one where Ahhnult played a US Army sergeant-"Come on, guys !! Let's get za Chermennz.." Uhh, yeah, right... If they ever remake Stalag 17, Ahhnult oughta be Der Kommandant...

I'll vote for any "Hellboy" movie... (mindless drivel)

Alternatively how does "The Attack of the 50' Woman" grab you??

I loved Otto Preminger in that role. Remember how he buttoned his blouse and put on his boots to take a phone call from a superior? Very German.

Xanadu

I've heard bad things about, but never saw:

Gigli
Battleifield Earth
Catwoman ("...let's put it this way: Halle Berry in a skin-tight catsuit couldn't save it...")

Did see, and hated:

Weather Man -- you know it's bad when a sex scene can't save it (the Oktoberfest gal)
Eragon -- coulda been written by a computer, or a committee
Ghost Rider -- ditto

I liked Battlefield Earth. Yeah, it was stupid but it was fun.

I have to retract my prior worst movie. I was watching late night cable the other day and came across what has to be the worst movie ever made.
"Cabin Boy" with Cris Elliot.


To F-ing lame for words.

The Truman Show, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (or whatever), POTC Part 2 (ain't going to see part 3), Brosnan Bond flicks,

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind was excellent! I mean, how many movies are you going to get with Kirsten Dunst jumping up and down on a bed in her skivvies? And that wasn't even the best part...

Independence Day.
Oh yeah,all the Rocky and Rambo movies

Movie-house walkouts.
 

Jailhouse Rock, when was first run.

Jailhouse Rock was excellent compared to 'Clambake'

:music:'Do the clam...Do the clam....':music: :yuck: :puke: :screwy:

I would have to agree with Cabin Boy... Just awful.....