That is the actual title of eBay Item number: 5602345190

To bring good luck to your house, you must read this entire aucton three times then pass it on to three friends within 24 hours. =8O

Sorry, couldn't resist a silly joke. And no, i have no association with this auction, but as you will see, it is just too wierd to describe.

The voices... upon turning one of the knobs, have changed to strange and angry musical incantations and pleas for me to purchase automobiles... I still have not deciphered the full realm of possible intentions of this being, which identifies itself as "WNNX 99.7," but I have so far learned that I shall be rewarded greatly for my dedication to his (its?) spirit if I can somehow become this "Caller #19." My investigations will continue in the coming days...



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