Find a suitcase with an NBC Burbank tour badge stuck to it, then claim the suitcase came from NBC:

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=190888457910&ssPageName=ADME:B:SS:US:1123

I wouldn't mind having it either way :)

Perhaps it belonged to Kenneth the Page?

http://nymag.com/daily/entertainment/upload/2010/09/30_rock_faces_of_kenneth/20100910_facesofkenneth-proud.jpg

I wouldn't mind having it either way :)

"It" being the suitcase, or the badge?