Gimme that sliderule son!
Let me show ya how a real chicken does it!---
---Foghorn Leghorn.:thmbsp:

Yeah anything from Leghorn, Yosemite, Bugs Bunny, and the Flintstones.


"Down down you shark tooth salmon!"

"Ya hammerhead halibut!"

"What's up, Doc?" - Bugs Bunny

Hey BuBu ,I'm Smarter than the average ranger..Lets get a pic-in-nik basket.

"You KNEW the Job was Dangerous when you took it, Fred..."-Super Chicken

Anything quotations relating to 'Pipe Full O'Fun' kit no. 7 thank you very much.

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Wild E Coyote, Suuuuupppeeerrrr Genius! :)

Scott

I love Stewie from the Family Guy. "I'd love to chat but your a total bitch"....

duck season
rabbit season
duck season
rabbit season
rabbit season
duck season FIRE!!!

One of the greatest films of all time

Foghorn Leghorn:
"Pay, I say pay attention, son! I ain't talkin' just to hear my head roar!"
"That boy is so dumb he thinks the Mexican border pays rent."
"That boy is about as sharp as a sack of wet mice."
"Fortunately I keep my feathers numbered, for just such an occasion."
"I likes a slippery little old weasel."
"That boy reminds me of Paul Revere's ride; a little light in the belfry."

The Genie Of The Lamp, Voiced by Jim Backus:
"I'm here, I'm here. Let the bells ring and the banners fly. It's too good to be true, but I'm here, I'm here."
"Now you've made me simply furious!"

Marvin the Martian:
"I'm going to blow up the Earth. Isn't that lovely?"

Bugs Bunny:
"How about a nice close shave, teach your whiskers to behave,
Lot's of lather, lots of soap, please sit still don't be a dope,
Now we're ready for the scraping There's no use to try escaping
Yell and scream and rant and rave, It's no use, you need a shave!"
(Elmer Fudd: Ooh, ouch ouch ouch!)
"There, you're nice and clean, although your face looks like it might have gone through a machine."

Homer J. Simpson: "D'oh! Of all the things to ever come back and bite me in the ass, this is the worst!" (when Marge kicked him out of the house after getting drunk and marrying a Las Vegas showgirl)
Just about any entire episode of Family Guy.
Tom

Parry, dodge, turn, thrust, spin!

"Bart, the three most important phrases to remember when you join the working world are as follows: Great idea, Boss!, Cover for me., and-- It was like that when I got here."
-----Homer J. Simpson

Daffy Duck---------"Your Dispickable" :yippy:

James

"Hey! You know what Grandma.....I'm going to eat you!"

Bullwinkle moose as the Red Riding Hood wolf.

I Yam what I yam, & that's ALL what I yam...Popeye, somewhere around 1940

This circa mid 1960's Bugs Bunny cartoon with dear little old Granny (you remember her as Tweety Bird's owner). This was the era that Warner Brothers changed up their animated drawing of background cartoon scenery that was not nearly as precise and accurately drawn as the previous generation of Looney Toons animation. It's kind of hard to explain but those of you who remember the background change will surely understand what I am talking about. It probably was cheaper to draw it this way for quicker Toon production. Personally, I liked the older method of drawing much better. All the Toon characters stayed the same between Warner Brother "eras".


Cartoon setting: London, England during the Victorian era (circa 1880's).

Granny is working as a job interviewer (or the like) in an employment agency. This is during the time that the real Jack the Ripper was alive and well traipsing about the Whitechapel area of London butchering prostitutes. So, in the cartoon, the blood-thirsty killer is not known as Jack the Ripper, but "The Shropshire Slasher". This guy was a huge oaf with a five o'clock shadow beard and an IQ of about 75.

Evidently the Slasher is down on his luck and drops by Granny's work place to interview for a job. Slasher nervously twists his hat tightly in his hands while trying to answer Granny's questions with a modicum of poise.

Granny: Name?
Guy: Shropshire Slasher

Granny: Occupation?
Guy: Shropshire Slasher

:D

Help me Mr wizard.. Timmy the tortoise????
----------------------
Felix the cat
the wonderful,wonderful cat
You'll laugh so hard
your sides will ache
your heart will go pitter pat
when your watching
Felix the cat
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Exit stage left.....snagglepuss
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This was the era that Warner Brothers changed up their animated drawing of background cartoon scenery that was not nearly as precise and accurately drawn as the previous generation of Looney Toons animation. It's kind of hard to explain but those of you who remember the background change will surely understand what I am talking about.

I know exactly what you're talking about! Another excellent example of this is the wartime Tom & Jerry cartoons from MGM compared to those in the early 1950's and later. :yuck:

"Hey Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat!"..............then proceeds to pull a lion out!..........."I gotta get a new hat"

Help me Mr wizard.. Timmy the tortoise????


Dreezle, Drazzle, Droozzle, Drone, Time for this one to go home!

"I'm bringing home a ba-by bub-ble bee"

Loved that cartoon.

"When ah say 'whoa', Ah mean. . . . . WHOA!"

"I'll do the thinnin' around here, Baba-Louie!"

"I am ze locksmith of love, no?

"She would be eating if we were having 'Tony' loaf."

"Open up this door!!. . . D'ja notice I didn't say 'Richard'?"

"Shuddup shuttin' up already!"

"I swear, if I hadn't promised Mother on her deathbed that I wouldn't kill you, I would kill you!"

"But, Henry. . . it's Father's Day!"

"You. . . Are. . . A. . . . TOY!!! "

"Ohhhhhhhhhhh....Froggie went a courtin' and he did ride it, C -C -Cr-Cranbo!"


Just a few of my favorites. :)

. . Falcon

Welcome to my shop, Let me cut you mop, Let me shave your crop
Daintily . . .Daintily!
-Bugs Bunny

Is you is, or is you ain't, my baby! - Tom from Tom & Jerry

Scott

I know exactly what you're talking about! Another excellent example of this is the wartime Tom & Jerry cartoons from MGM compared to those in the early 1950's and later. :yuck:
I remember those early T & J cartoons well. The background drawing was second to none at that time. Seems like most of the antics between Tom and his adversary occurred in the kitchen of the house that they lived in. The background detail (kitchen cupboards, appliances, etc.) as T & J raced by in the foreground was extraordinary. Of course, this can not be compared to today's computer-generated imagery (CGI) or anime. Great stuff though for a kid watching it in the early-to-mid 1960's on Saturday morning.

Daffy Duck---------"Your Dispickable" :yippy:

James
Said as Daffy replaces his bill to his face after it has been blown away by some explosion usually involving a shotgun blast or dynamite. :D

"I'm bringing home a ba-by bub-ble bee"

Loved that cartoon.
I did too. :thmbsp:
That huge low-IQ doofus of a baby buzzard/vulture flapping along slowly while singing that song still rings in my head.
I remember that episode where the mother buzzard/vulture kicks the baby doofus out of the nest and he goes on his great safari hunt for the elusive ba-by bum-ble bee? Priceless :D

Wasn't the second line in the song something like "My mom-ma's gon-na be so proud of me".

"When ah say 'whoa', Ah mean. . . . . WHOA!"

. . Falcon
Yosemite Sam was a favorite. "The gol-durnest, rootin' tootinest so-and-so that ever strapped on a six-gun (or "shivered me timbers" or "dug a pan o'gold", etc.)".

I remember that Sam would be repeatedly screaming "WHOA!" while he was astraddle a runaway horse. When he tired of the horse ignoring his command to stop, he would club the horse with an anvil or some heavy object to knock out the animal. After the dust settled following the strike to the horse's head, Sam would utter exactly what FalconEddy posted above. :D:D

Tweety speaking to Sylvester's back-side sticking out of a wall (with his head out the other side): "Silly me, THAT'S not the talking end!"

"Hello again, Peabody here with my pet-boy Sherman...say hello Sherman...HELLO!"

"Shad-up Rabbit" - Mugsy talking to Bugs Bunny

Scott

1942 and a deadpan Bug Bunny, after battling the nasty airplane gremlin and saving the Air Corps' newest bomber from crashing into the ground at 10,000 miles an hour, sez:

"air brakes."

That gremlin was the only character that ever got the best of Bugs.

And Mel Blanc was an artist of the first rank!

Dafffy (to Bugs) in front of Elmer:

HA! stop right there! Pronoun trouble.
It's not "he doesn't have to shoot you now..."
It's "he doesn't have to shoot me now..."
WELL I DOES SAY HE HAS TO SHOOT ME NOW!
SO SHOOT ME NOW!


*BOOM* Daffy's beak is now on the back of his head, smoking.

Dafffy (to Bugs) in front of Elmer:

HA! stop right there! Pronoun trouble.
It's not "he doesn't have to shoot you now..."
It's "he doesn't have to shoot me now..."
WELL I DOES SAY HE HAS TO SHOOT ME NOW!
SO SHOOT ME NOW!


*BOOM* Daffy's beak is now on the back of his head, smoking.

That's one of their best! Daffy gets his beak blown off multiple times in that one, each time different.

An' then there was Screwy Squirrel, by the brilliant, but QUITE insane-I'm convinced- Tex Avery: "Leave us not get excited there, chum..."

When Bugs Bunny asks Pete The Puma," How many lumps?", referring to sugar for coffee. And Pete says, "Threeee, or fouur." Then Bugs pulls out a mallet and hits Pete on the head four times. :D

This was from South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut. Crude, but funny:

Mr. Garrison: "Well, your moms are just upset. They’re probably all on their periods or something."

Gregory:"Mr. Garrison, Wendy and I think that was a sexist statement."

Mr. Garrison: "Well, I’m sorry, Wendy. But I just don’t trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn’t die."

:D

walkin down the beach doodleitdodo. spongebob:D i got kids honest.

I remember a Yogi Bear cartoon of a baby that was brought to the park and placed in a crib.

He always wanted to get a hold of a certain lion, all the while saying...

"Clobba clobba kitty kitty" :)

Scott

wolf wife to Mr. Wolf, watching the Yankees game. "ELVIS!..There's nothing in the pot for supper!"

Bugs: "Ain't I a stinker!" Think he said that several times.

"Open that door! Open that door, rabbit! Open that door before I--" (slam) "Close it! Close it! Close it back up again!" (Yosemite Sam, I think.)

"Waah! Daddy's scaring me again!" (when the stork delivered Bugs to the gorilla family.)

"Dee-ay-double eff-why, dee-you-see-uck."

Daffy: "Ha! Got the drop on you with my disintegrating pistol! And brother, when it disintegrates, it really disintegrates." Well, waddya know, it...disintegrated."

"Oh, Magoo, you've done it again!"

Be bewwy bewwy qwiet.. I'm huntin wabbit....

All from one man...

"Whoa, mule, whoa, mule!"

"All right, all right, I'm a thinkin'! And my head hurts."

"Ya better say yer prayers, ya flea-bitten varmaint, I'm a-gonna blow ya to smithereenies!"

"I paid my four bits to see the high diving act and I'm-a gonna SEE the high diving act!"

"Great horny-toadies, what are you doing upside-downy?!"

Hi all,

"I tawt I saw a PUD-dy Cat!" "I did, I did, I did see a PUD-dy Cat!"

SixCats!

Hellooooooooooooooooo Nurse!!!! -Animaniacs

"MEOW..." SpongeBob's pet snail Gary.

"ouch..." Plankton

"Those sure are some fine ass speakers..." From the Squidbillies

Also from the Squidbillies... "Nothing binds a father and a son more closely than the truth behind the decapitated hooker in the rec room.":D

Consequences, Schmonsequences, as long as I'm rich

"I may be a craven little coward, but I'm a greedy craven little coward."

"Shoot me again! I enjoy it! I love the smell of burnt feathers... and gun powder... and cordite. I'm an elk! Shoot me! Go on!! It's elk season! I'm a fiddler crab. Why don't you shoot me?! It's fiddler crab season!"

: Daffy Duck

and I found this

http://video.aol.com/video/tv-duck-rabbit-duck/1885617

"I'm bringing home a ba-by bub-ble bee"

Loved that cartoon.

I remember that one well :lmao:

Finding Nemo:

Bruce: [reciting] I am a nice shark, not a mindless eating machine. If I am to change this image, I must first change myself. Fish are friends, not food.

Dory: [dreaming] Uhhh... the sea monkeys have my money... yes, I'm a natural blue...

Dory: I shall call him Squishy and he shall be mine and he shall be my Squishy. Come on, Squishy Come on, little Squishy.
[baby talk, the jellyfish stings her]
Dory: Ow. Bad Squishy, bad Squishy.

I can't tell you how many times I "rewound" the Squishy lines, and just died laughing. There was just something so funny to that.

Marlin: It's because I like you, I don't want to be with you. It's a complicated emotion.

Bugs tosses an emergency-use-only potion at Witch Hazel that turns her into an voluputious she-bunny and as he's walking with her arm-in-arm he looks at you and says "oh sure, I know, but aren't they all?"

popeye to the jeep: "keepin' you healthy's, makins me sick!"

pete puma..." i want a lotta lumps "

bugs.."so long jerky...see you in albaqerke" "so long skrewy , see you in st.lewy"

popeye..."open sez me"

chilly willy.."more syrup, please.."

There are a lot of quotes from South Park however the premier episode still has me laughing till it hurts...

Kitty: Meow.
Cartman: No kitty, this is my pot pie!
Kitty: Meow.
Cartman: No, kitty! That's a bad kitty!
Kitty: Meow.
Cartman: No, kitty! This is my pot pie!
Kitty: Hiss.
Cartman: Mom, kitty's being a dildo!
Liane Cartman: Well then, I know a certain kitty kitty who's sleeping with Mommy tonight.
Cartman: What?


Cartman: How come everything today has involved things either coming in or going out of my ass?

"Of course you know, This Means WAR !!"-Bugs, various times.

"Mother of G-d, I'm a fuggin' fugitive!"
Fritz The Cat


"I've been around the four corners of this crazy world, I've fought many a good man and laid many a good woman."
Fritz the Cat

Homer Simpson at Professor Frink's garage sale> "25 cents eh?" "hmmm, and you say it only transports matter"

"What a maroon! What an ignoranamous!"
Bugs Bunny

Dreezle, Drazzle, Droozzle, Drone, Time for this one to go home!

Tutor Turtle was his name.

Tennesee Tuxedo will not fail!

Jim

Mama done told me.....
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Jim

I'd say Sunday's Dilbert but, then Monday's Dilbert bettered it. Almost any Dilbert does it for me.

Bugs tosses an emergency-use-only potion at Witch Hazel that turns her into an voluputious she-bunny and as he's walking with her arm-in-arm he looks at you and says "oh sure, I know, but aren't they all?"

I think one version he says "sure, I know, but aren't they all witches inside?"
supposedly some people in Canada complained and banned it, or tried to ban it, for being sexist and/or anti-wiccan. maybe you saw an edited version?

Bugs: "Book, schmook, blow the house down!" (the wolf and the pigs--"The Book says I can't blow down the brick house.")

Jim Backus genie: "Oh, Great Spirits of Camphor, can't a man get any nourishment around here?"

EFudd: "Come on out, rabbit! Come on out! Come on out so I can see the cowor of your spurting blood!"
Bugs: "My spurting blood? Yikes!" (think that was the 'hat' episode)

Kid watching Road Runner cartoon. "I wanna be a road runner when I grow up. Beep Beep!"
other kid; "Not me. I wanna be a pa-sy-kiatrist."

Wile E: "You are 'game', aren't you?"
Bugs: "Oh, I'm game, alright."

I must have made a wrong turn at Albuquerque.


Jim

Be vewy, vewy quite, I'm hunting wabbits!

Jim

I always like the brush stroke that Hank Ketchum used towards the end of his inking days on Dennis the Menace... one beautiful stroke in which the line width went from 2 pts to over 20 pts in width, and back again, in a graceful curve at the back of Dennis' head, perfectly defining both the positive and negative space as artfully as anyone I have ever seen.

Phenomenal wrist.

I'm one tough Gazookus
Which hates all Palookas
Wot ain't on the up and square
I biffs 'em and buffs 'em
An' always out-roughs 'em !

Finding Nemo:

Bruce: [reciting] I am a nice shark, not a mindless eating machine. If I am to change this image, I must first change myself. Fish are friends, not food.

Dory: [dreaming] Uhhh... the sea monkeys have my money... yes, I'm a natural blue...

Dory: I shall call him Squishy and he shall be mine and he shall be my Squishy. Come on, Squishy Come on, little Squishy.
[baby talk, the jellyfish stings her]
Dory: Ow. Bad Squishy, bad Squishy.

I can't tell you how many times I "rewound" the Squishy lines, and just died laughing. There was just something so funny to that.

Marlin: It's because I like you, I don't want to be with you. It's a complicated emotion.

MINE, MINE, MINE, MINE, MINE, MINE, MINE, MINE,
MINE, MINE, MINE, MINE, MINE, MINE, MINE, MINE,
MINE, MINE, MINE, MINE, MINE, MINE, MINE, MINE,
MINE, MINE, MINE, MINE, MINE, MINE, MINE, MINE,



damn those seagulls had me for a good 15-20 minutes.

Bugs Bunny to someone, can't remember who, "You been eatin' onions!"

Exit Stage Left!

Snagglepuss

Jim

Bullwinkle and Rocky:

Bullwinkle: "I'm not going to say it"
Rocky: "Well... OK, I'll say it... The Ruby Yacht of Omar Khayyám!"

Yoikes, and away!

too much to list from Ren & Stimpy (http://www.lysator.liu.se/~marcus/ren_stimpy/FAQ7a.html)

Heavens to murgatroid! Exit, stage left!

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Osculate is a semi-archaic English word with several definitions.

Often it means "to kiss", sometimes used in a "tongue-in-cheek" fashion.

too much to list from Ren & Stimpy (http://www.lysator.liu.se/~marcus/ren_stimpy/FAQ7a.html)

"Call the police!" said by the walrus in the rubber nipple salesman episode.

"Tell me your dream" Ren, from the same episode

"Call the police!" said by the walrus in the rubber nipple salesman episode.

"Tell me your dream" Ren, from the same episode

"...and don't do anything STUPID!!!"

Homer Simpson: Beer, the cause AND the solution to all of lifes problems.

"All right rabbit, where's Rocky, where's he hidin?"

It doesn't have the same humorous impact out of context, but it's a classic Bugs Bunny line.