I'll nominate Casablanca. Even though I find Rick and Ilsa not believable.

Senor Ferrari: As the leader of all illegal activities in Casablanca I am an influential and respected man...

Woman: What makes saloon keepers so snobby?
Banker: Perhaps if I told him I ran the second largest banking house in Amsterdam.
Carl: Second largest? That wouldn't impress Rick. The leading banker in Amsterdam is the new pastry chef in our kitchen.
Banker: .. We have something to look forward to..

Aninna: Monsier Rick, what kind of a man is Captain Renault?
Rick: Oh, he's just like any other man only more so.

Really thats just the tip of the iceberg with this movie.
Any others?

Monty Python - The Life of Brian
Office Space
Pulp Fiction
Swingers
The Big Lebowski

I second Office Space and The Big Lebowski.

The Blues Brothers.


:)


Matt

Blazing Saddles :D

"Casablanca" certainly is one of the tops, and "Pulp Fiction" is right up there too.

Captain Renault: I'm shocked, shocked to find that gambling is going on in here!
[a croupier hands Renault a pile of money]
Croupier: Your winnings, sir.

(this is from memory, but it's close)
I came to Casablanca for the water[s]
But monsieur, Casablanca is in the desert
I was misinformed

Animal House & Caddyshack

"was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?"

"I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them"

Captain Renalt; What in heavens name brought you to Casablanca?
Rick: My health. I came to Casablanca for the waters.
Captain Renalt: The waters? What water we're in a desert.
Rick: ...I was misinformed..

There is a site maybe someone can link
IMDB that displays dialogue in movies.
(Internet Movie Data Base)

Dr. Strangelove is brimming with great writing (Terry Southern)... not just the writing. One of my very favoritest; we've discussed it at great length here before.

The whole screenplay is available online.

http://www.visual-memory.co.uk/amk/doc/0055.html

You have to mention The Godfather.

"Leave the gun, take the Cannoli"

Go the the mattresses

"I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse"

Really, with a working knowledge of Casablanca and The Godfather, you know everything you need to know about American culture.....

"I'm here to chew some bubble-gum and kick some ass. And I'm all out of bubble-gum."


I'd be impressed if anyone can guess the movie.


:)


Matt

die hard?

Hey Wang this club restricted so don,t tell em your jewish
your Italian, I understand for and Italian this is job is considered skilled labor
You buy a Hat Like that I bet you get a free bowl of soup,,but it looks good on you
I got a pool and a pond,, the pond would be good for you,,all from the movie Caddyshack

Strangelove is great; every line there, just about.

"I'm here to chew some bubble-gum and kick some ass. And I'm all out of bubble-gum."


I'd be impressed if anyone can guess the movie.


:)


Matt

They Live

I caught They Live many years ago on cable late at night. That was the best Roddy Piper Movie ever! Well, now that I think about it, maybe it was the only Roddy Piper movie ever :D

RC

That was the best Roddy Piper Movie ever!

:lmao:
FWIW I knew that one, just didn't check in before Newman.

Another movie with some great lines is The Fifth Element. One of my favorites.

Ray

Preparations A through G were abysmal failures and so now I present Preparation H.

There's no fighting in here, this is the War Room!

"The Odd Couple"
Oscar: "We have green sandwiches and brown sandwiches."
Murray: "What are the green sandwiches?"
Oscar: "Either very young cheese or very old meat."
Murray: "I'll take a brown one."

"The Producers"
Bialistock: "Shut up, I'm having a rhetorical conversation!"

Bialistock: "You know who I used to be? Max Bialistock, king of Broadway, three shows running at once. And look at me now, Bloom, look at me now! I'm wearing a cardboard belt!"

Bialistock, looking at a woman getting out of a limousine: "That's it, baby, when you've got it, flaunt it, flaunt it!"

I'm a huge "Strangelove" fan. (See my avatar). I spent much of my young adult years serving in the Strategic Air Command (SAC). Trust me, that flick is closer to the truth than you can imagine. Another classic script resides in "Cool Hand Luke", for example "What we have here is a failure to communicate."

They Live it is.


You guys are the best.


:)


Matt

Sunset Boulevard

Another from "The Producers" (this is the original movie I'm talking about here.)
Bialystock: "You have exactly three seconds to replace that look of disgusting pity with one of enormous respect. 1...2.......do the books, do the books."

I'm unna go low brow here

Flying High (was it called Airplane for origonal release in the States)

You're needed in the cockpit
what is it?
Its the little room at the front of the plane where the captain sits, but thats not important right now

Dont call me Shirley (boy my kids are sick of that one)

Do you like galdiator movies?

Full Metal Jacket

O Brother, Where Art Thou? (Anything by the Cohen brothers)

Franz Liebkind: I am the author. You are the audience. I outrank you!

-The Producers

Gross Pointe Blank

Apocalypse Now - with Colonel Kilgore. He had several good lines. I love the smell of napalm in the morning... and many others..

Another from "The Producers" (this is the original movie I'm talking about here.)
Bialystock: "You have exactly three seconds to replace that look of disgusting pity with one of enormous respect. 1...2.......do the books, do the books."

"I'm hysterical...and I'm wet."

If you have kids, you might remember these:

Hairball, major hairball.

We're gonna be falcon poop.

and many more I can't remember

Goodfellas

Stacks Edwards: What time is it?
Tommy DeVito: It's eleven thirty, we're supposed to be there by nine.
Stacks Edwards: Be ready in a minute.
Tommy DeVito: Yeah, you were always fuckin' late, you were late for your own fuckin' funeral.
[shoots him]

Blazing Saddles - darn near any absurd occurrence in business has a metaphor in that movie.

Then there' the Marx Brothers movies.
Duck Soup:
Chicolini: Monday we watch Firefly’s house, but he no come out. He wasn’t home. Tuesday we go to the ball game, but he fool us. He no show up. Wednesday he go to the ball game, and we fool him. We no show up. Thursday was a double header. Nobody show up. Friday there was no ball game so we stayed home and we listened to it over the radio.

Trentino (exasperated) Then you didn’t shadow Firefly?

Chicolini:Oh, sure we shadow Firefly. We shadow him all day.

Trentino But what day was that?

Chicolini Shadderday.

Major T.J. Kong(Slim Pickens): Well I've been to a worlds fair, a picnic, and a rodeo and thats the stupidest thing I've ever heard come out of a set of earphones. You sure you got todays code?

-Dr. Strangelove

"P*ss on you, I'm working for Mel Brooks"
Taggart (Slim Pickens) "Blazing Saddles"

Good Fellas!

" AM I A CLOWN Am I HERE TO AMUSE YOU?"-GOOD FELLAS

Airplane has many classic lines throughout the movie.
Monty Python's Holy Grail is another movie that is often repeated in the circles I run with.
Yet, dare I mention Sixteen Candles as a source for good one liners. Especially from Long Duck Wong..." I thought you were my new American style girlfriend"...

A few of the better lines...


Lions and tigers and bears! Oh, my!



Frightened? Child, you're talking to a man who's laughed in the face of death, sneered at doom, and chuckled at catastrophe... I was petrified.



Put 'em up, put 'em up! Which one of you first? I can fight you both together if you want. I can fight you with one paw tied behind my back. I can fight you standing on one foot. I can fight you with my eyes closed. Oh, pull an axe on me, eh? Sneaking up on me, eh? Why, I'll... Ruff!



And now, my beauties, something with poison in it, I think. Something with poison in it, but attractive to the eye, and soothing to the smell. Poppies... Poppies. Poppies will put them to sleep. Sleep. Now they'll sleep!


OH.. and OK.. another little exchange that I always laugh at...

Auntie Em: I saw you tinkering with that contraption, Hickory. Now you and Hunk get back to that wagon.
Hickory: All right, Mrs. Gale. But someday, they're going to erect a statue to me in this town
Auntie Em: Well, don't start posing for it now.

Mush is a degenerate Gambler ,they call him mush because everything he touches turns to mush,,,when he goes to the race track they give his tickets allready torn-up
A Bronx Tale

"Now youse can't leave"

Big Trouble in Little China

Kurt Russell and others have so many great lines in this movie....

Toto, I dont think we're in Kansas anymore

More Marx Brothers:
Animal Crackers:
" Well, Art is Art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water! And East is East and West is West and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now, uh... Now you tell me what you know."

Groucho: "Well whadaya say girls? Are we all gonna get married?" Woman: "All of us? But that's bigamy!" Groucho: "Yes, and it's big-a-me too."

Groucho: "Living with your folks. Living with your folks. The beginning of the end. Drab dead yesterdays shutting out beautiful tomorrows. Hideous, stumbling footsteps creaking along the misty corridors of time. And in those corridors I see figures, strange figures, weird figures, Steel 186, Anaconda 74, American Cane 138..."

"Buckaroo Banzai: Across The Eighth Dimension":D

I can never get tired of watching it. Great lines from start to finish.

Angry alien (Lectroid) to earthling:

"It's not my goddamned planet!!!.....understand monkeyboy?"

Buckaroo to nice alien: "See?...It handles just like a truck!"

Nice alien: "Good.....what is a truck?"


Russ

There's a little know and even less appreciated movie called "Get Crazy" that's chock-full of great lines like:
"If this is love, sex is gonna kill you!"

"This building is coming down and 88 stories are going up, so fuck you and fuck rock n roll!"

"Is it the reefer, or do I hear another band playing my song?"

"We have too much work and not much time... what we need is something that's going to blast us into the fast lane."

"God, this is my man, and you better take care of him, or I'm going to wax your ass."

"Who said a white boy can't sing the blues?"

"Rock and roll is going to be fun again."

For one liners it's The Princess Bride and the first MIB.

Major T.J. Kong(Slim Pickens): Well I've been to a worlds fair, a picnic, and a rodeo and thats the stupidest thing I've ever heard come out of a set of earphones. You sure you got todays code?

-Dr. StrangeloveSlim Pickins B-52 pilot,,,Survival kit content check,,In them you,ll find 1 45Cal automatic,2 boxes ammo,four days Emergency rations,1 drug issue containing antibiotics morphine vitamin pills,pep pills sleeping pills,traquilizer pills,1 combo Russian phrase book and Bible,100.00$ in Rubles,100.00 in Gold,7 packs chewing gum1 issue propylactics,3 lip sticks,3 pair nylons,,,,Shoot a fella could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff

The Maltese Falcon

"It's the stuff dreams are made of."

"The cheaper the crook, the gaudier the patter."

"You killed Miles and you're going over for it."

White Heat


"Made it, Ma! Top of the world!"

"You wouldn't kill me in cold blood, would you?"
"No. I'll let ya warm up a little."

"I told you to keep away from that radio. If that battery is dead, it'll have company!"

"You know something, Verna, if I turn my back long enough for Big Ed to put a hole in it, there'd be a hole in it."

Virtually the entire script of "Glengarry Glen Ross":

Baldwin:
"You see this watch?....this watch costs more than your car. I made $970,000 last year, how much did you make? [No answer]; You see, pal, that's who I am, and you're NOTHING."

C.

The Dirty Harry movies are a treasure trove of great lines:

"Opinions are like assholes. Everybody has one."

DH: "We're not just gonna let you walk out of here.
Bad guy: Who's "we," sucka?
DH: Smith....and Wesson....and me."

"When a naked man is chasing a woman through an alley with a butcher knife and a hard-on, I figure he isn't out collecting for the Red Cross."

"A man's got to know his limitations..."

DH to the SWAT team: "You heroes have killed a dozen people this week. What're you gonna do next week?"

"Nobody...I mean nobody puts ketchup on a hot dog."

And of course, the all time classics:

"Go ahead...make my day."

"You've got to ask yourself a question. Do I feel lucky? Well do ya....punk?"

i'm going a lil newer........
"is it my scar?", "no its your car"-- death proof....grindhouse
and pulp fiction, way too many lines to quote...

The Dirty Harry movies are a treasure trove of great lines:

Amen!!

Harry Callahan: Personnel? That's for assholes!
Capt McKay: I was in Personnel for ten years.
Harry Callahan: Yeah.

Team America, World Police
'I promise, I will never die'

Austin Powers:
'liquid hot MAG-MA'
'<air quotes>LA-SER</air-quotes>'
'The details of my life are inconsequential'

Johnny Dangerously. Roman Marone "Fargon Bastages" and Joe Piscapo's (sp?) character "My mother put me on a meat hook once, once!".
Fast Times at Ridgemont High "My dads a TV repairman. He has this awesome set of tools. I can fix it"

Cheech and Chong "UP IN SMOKE" is full of good ones too.

Its not a movie but rather comedy show...Jeff Dunham Spark of Insanity dvd or argueing with myself dvd.

walter: I wana be a greeter at walmart!
Jeff: what would you say to people when they come in?
walter: welcome to walmart get your sht and get out !

Groucho and Chico had dozens of classic exchanges:
In Horse Feathers,Groucho mistakes Chico and Harpo for great football players.Groucho comes up to Chico in the locker room:
Groucho:You can fix it for our team to win.
Chico:OHH Noo,I want to Play.

In Animal Crackers,Chico discovers that millionare philanthropist Roscoe W. Chandler is Abey the fish man from when they were still in Checoslavokia,or some such place.
Chico:When did you become Roscoe W. Chandler?
Roscoe:When did you become an Italian?
Chico:Whos confession is this,anyway?

In Horse Feathers,Groucho is trying to get into a speakeasy,and chico is guarding the door.After many exchanges back and forth:
Chico:Look,I cant let you in unless you say Swordfish
Groucho:Hmmm,lemme see,is it Swordfish?
Chico:Hey,you guessed it!(shaking his hand,as Groucho comes in and locks Chico out)
Chico:Hey,let me in!
Groucho:Not until you give me the password.
Chico:Oh,you dont fool me,its Swordfish.
Groucho:We got tired of that one,and we changed it.
Chico:What is the password now?
Groucho:I dont remember.Ill have to come outside with you(locking himself out,too.)

Army of Darkness. Bruce Campbell gets some of the all-time most "quippable" lines:

"Good, bad... I'm the man with the gun."

"You... yeah, you. You want some?"

"See this?! (holds up shotgun) This is my BOOM stick!"

'Hail to the chief, baby."

Of course, Pulp Fiction has probably the most quotable line EVER:

"ENGLISH, M**** F*****! Do you speak it?!"

Regards,
Gordon.

M*A*S*H
Had many a great line.
"We are the pros from Dover!"
"So tell me Frank, is she better than self-abuse?"
"Corporal, did Hawkeye steal that Jeep?" "No Sir, that's the one he came in."

Kelly Heroes:
"A deal, deal. Maybe the guy's a Republican."
"Again with all the negative waves, Moriarity!"

And from a more current flick, "No Country For Old Men",
"They called it a 'crime of passion'. But he told me there weren't no passion in it."
"Said he thought he was going to Hell, I figured he'd be there in about 15 minutes."

Faster. Faster. Must go faster!

Yeah, but your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should...

God help us, we're in the hands of engineers!

JOHN:"All theme parks have delays, when Disney Land opened in 1952, nothing worked." IAN:" Yeah, John, but when Pirates of the Carribean breaks down, the pirates don't eat the tourists"

"Oohh, Aahh, that's how all of this starts, but then later there's the running and screaming"

HAMMOND:"Don't worry, we aren't making the same mistakes again"
IAN:"No, you're making all new ones"

"It's so important to your future that you not finish that sentence"


"Parts of me are already applauding"

Bring out your dead!

I'm feeling much better...

I've cut your arm off, you ninny! Ha! It is but a flesh wound!

Yes, you must spank us all! And after the spankings, the oral sex!

Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time!

I unplug my nose at you! I fart in your general direction!

You tiny-brained wiper of other peoples' bottoms!

Oh, who elected you king?

Some watery tart distributing swords is not a basis for government!

One, two, five! Uh, three sir. Right!

Honey, I couldn't just turn 'em away. They just broke out of prison - where are they supposed to go?

Hi, now don't you come back here unless'n you got me my baby!

Well, what's it gonna be boy? 'Cause if'an I'ma gonna freeze, then I can't get down on the floor, and if'an I get down on the floor then I'm not freezin'...

"Holy crap, where'd all the tellers go?!?!?" "We're down here, sir!"

"So, did you wire it up for 220?" "Yeah, 220, 221, whatever it takes..."

"Wait a minute! Why don't they just mix the mayonnaise with the tuna in the can... HOLD THE PHONE! Why don't they just FEED the tuna fish mayonnaise!
[speaks into tape recorder] Call Starkist!"

"Oh, that Barney Rubble. What an actor."

"We're all adults here - we can talk about this openly...
[writing on chalkboard]
PROSTITUTION! But what does that mean really? Let's break up the word. First there's Pros... well, that doesn't mean anything really... then there's Tit... we all know what that means... and then there's shun to shun is to say No! To push it away! To shun something is, well... it really doesn't belong in this word at all, really."

"I'm an idea man Chuck, I get ideas, sometimes I get so many ideas that I can't even fight them off!"

"Hold the phone, hold the phone! Edible paper! You eat it, it's gone... you eat it, it's outta there! No more garbage!"

"As we sit here and idly chat, there are woman, female human beings, rolling around in strange beds with strange men, and we are making money from that."
"Is this a great country, or what?"

"[picking up framed picture from desk] Hey Chuck? Who is this? Your wife?"
"Fiancée."
"Nice frame!"

"

cheech and chong's up in smoke.

who doesn't know almost every line?

escape from LA
young guns
tombstone
terminator
stripes
dazed and confused
harley davidson and the marlboro man
hudson hawk
silence of the lambs
forest gump
the waterboy
major payne
a few good men
major league
ace ventura pet detective
who framed roger rabbit
ford fairlane

Nobody brought up Dodgeball? wow, one of my favorite guilty pleasures!

Nobody makes me bleed my own blood - nobody!

Come on, Kate. It's time to put your mouth where our balls are.

Come on! I get better runs in my shorts!

It's time to separate the wheat from the chaff, the men from the boys, the awkwardly feminine from the possibly Canadian.

Let me tell you, a double-fault final-play elimination hasn't occurred since the Helsinki episode of 1919, and I think we all remember how THAT turned out!

Las Vegas. A city built of hot sand, broken dreams and $5 lobster. A city where you can get a happy ending, if you pay a little extra. A city home to a sporting event greater than the World Cup, World Series and World War II combined.

If you want to have dodgeball victory, you have to grab it by its haunches and you gotta hump it into submission!

This is Seth from Videorama. The following DVDs are now overdue: "Drunken Hussies 3", "Backdoor Patrol 5" and "Bona Lisa Smile". Thank you.

Ladies and gentlemen, I have been to the Great Wall of China, I have seen the Pyramids of Egypt, I've even witnessed a grown man satisfy a camel. But never in all my years as a sportscaster have I witnessed something as improbable, as impossible, as what we've witnessed here today!

This one (guesses anyone?) isn't chock full but from it, I like this one...

Daughter to Mother (Doris) displeased at her flirting with neighbour (Chuck) "You were born with an @sshole Doris, you don't need Chuck" !


John

Captain Dudley Smith: You'll do as I say and ask no questions. Do you follow my drift?

Bud White: In technicolor sir

Captain Dudley Smith: It's best to stay away from a man when his blood is up.
Ed Exley: His blood is always up..
Captain Dudley Smith: Then perhaps you should stay away from him altogether...

Captain Dudley Smith: I wouldn't trade places with Edmund Exley now for all the whiskey in Ireland

L.A. Confidential

...Now surely, we've got to have 'Full Metal Jacket' in here:

"I didn't know they stacked shit that high"

"Bullshit, I can't hear you"

"What are you doing to my beloved corps?"

...and on and on...dear god, a virtual encyclopedia.

C.

One of my favorites is Tombstone. Great lines.

Go head and skin it, skin that smokewagon

I'm your huckleberry

You're a daisy if you do

and a music related one, it's a nocturne, you know Frederic F'ing Chopin.

Midnight Run
Caddyshack
Jaws
First Blood
Cuckoos Nest
Risky Business
10 to Midnight

Another vote for Glengarry Glen Ross:

"We're adding a little something to this month's sales contest ... first prize is a Cadillac Eldorado... second prize is a set of steak knives ... third prize is you're fired."

Body Heat had some great lines, too. And I guess we can't overlook On the Waterfront.

Another vote for Glengarry Glen Ross:



Body Heat had some great lines, too. .[/I]

Good call!

"Little Heather goes out onto the porch and there's this dude with her aunt and the guy's turned around with his shorts or whatever dropped so he's mooning the little girl.."

Smokey and the Bandit

When I get home I'm gonna smack your momma in the mouth.

the Burton/Nicholson/Keaton 'Batman'
"Lieutenant, is there a six-foot bat in Gotham City? And what's he pulling down after taxes?"
"I git a grin...agin and agin."
"Winged Freak..!Terrorizes!..Wait'll they get a load of me..!"
"It's Japanese." "How do you know?" "Cuz I bought it in Japan."
"You set me up over a woman! A WOMAN!..You must be insane!"
"One thing I am not--is a killer! I'm an artiste. And I love a good party. So--truce! Commence au festival!..and there'll be entertainment. That's right; the big dukaroo between me and the man who has brought real terror to Gotham City; Bat-man...can you hear me?"
"And where is the Batman? Home! Washing his tights!"
"Never rub another man's rhubarb!"
"Let me tell you about this guy I know. Jack. Mean kid; bad seed. Hurt people."
"I like him already!"
"I just know you're asking yourselves, 'where can I get these fine products'? Well, that's the gag; chances are...you probably got them already!"
"You idiot! You MADE me! You dropped me into that vat of acid! Don't think I have'nt tried to forget!"

Anyone remember My Cousin Vinny?

"Either way, you're gettin' F****D!

My Cousin Vinny.......

Judge.. "Do you two know each other?"
Vinny.. "She's my fiance'."
Judge.. "That would explain the hostility."

"You ain't gonna take any pictures from down there Sonny"

Sam Elliott - We Were Soldiers

Young Frankenstein

Inspector Kemp: A riot is an ungly thing... . undt, I tink, that it is chust about time ve had vun.



Igor: Dr. Frankenstein... .
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: "Fronkensteen."
Igor: You're putting me on.
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: No, it's pronounced "Fronkensteen."
Igor: Do you also say "Froaderick"?
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: No... .”Frederick."
Igor: Well, why isn't it "Froaderick Fronkensteen"?
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: It isn't; it's "Frederick Fronkensteen."
Igor: I see.
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: You must be Igor.
[He pronounces it ee-gor]
Igor: No, it's pronounced "eye-gor."
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: But they told me it was "ee-gor."
Igor: Well, they were wrong then, weren't they?


Way of the Gun


Longbaugh: There's always free cheese in a mousetrap.

Joe Sarno: Fifteen million dollars is not money. It's a motive with a universal adaptor on it.

Hale Chidduck: I'd never ask you to trust me. It's the cry of a guilty soul.

Longbaugh: You know what I'm gonna tell God when I see him? I'm gonna tell him I was framed.

Parker: We're not talking about how long you're gonna live, we're talking about how slow you're gonna die.

Iron Man

Tony Stark: Give me a scotch. I'm starving.

"Why don't you tell me now, I'm reasonably sober!" - Rick Blaine (Bogart) from Casablanca

The Hudsuker Proxy:


Mail Room Orienter: You punch in at 8:30 every morning, except you punch in at 7:30 following a business holiday, unless it's a Monday, then you punch in at 8 o'clock. Punch in late and they dock you. Incoming articles get a voucher, outgoing articles provide a voucher. Move any article without a voucher and they dock you. Letter size a green voucher, oversize a yellow voucher, parcel size a maroon voucher. Wrong color voucher and they dock you! 6787049A/6. That is your employee number. It will not be repeated! Without your employee number you cannot get your paycheck. Inter-office mail is code 37, intra-office mail 37-3, outside mail is 3-37. Code it wrong and they dock you! This has been your orientation. Is there anything you do not understand, is there anything you understand only partially? If you have not been fully oriented, you must file a complaint with personnel. File a faulty complaint and they dock you!
[spoken at about 160 words per minute]


Amy Archer: This is a face only a mother could love. On pay day.

Board Member 3: He didn't look unhappy.
Board Member 4: He didn't look rich.

Clerks:

Randal Graves: My mom's been fkin' a dead guy for 30 years. I call him dad.

Caitlin Bree: I'm offering you my body and you're offering me semantics.

Bubba Ho-tep:

Elvis: In the movies, I always played the heroic types. But when the stage lights went out, it was time for drugs, and stupidity, and the coveting of women. Now it's time. Time to be a little of what I had always fantasized of bein' - a hero.

Elvis: Look, man, President Johnson's dead.
JFK: Shit. That ain't gonna stop him.


Elvis: Shit! Get old, you can't even cuss someone and have it bother 'em. Everything you do is either worthless or sadly amusing.

Elvis: Even a big bitch cockroach like you should know... never, but never, fk with the King.

Captain Barbosa: "I am disinclined to honor your request. That means no."
-Pirates Of The Carribean

Major League:

Harris: Are you trying to say Jesus Christ can't hit a curveball?

Vaughn: You put snot on the ball?

Hayes: Cerrano's looking for some extra power for tonight, he wants to sacrifice a live chicken. Yo we can't have people puking in the locker room before the game!
Taylor: I'll think of something

Rachel Phelps: Here's a list of players we'll be inviting to camp.
Front office peronnel: I've never heard of half of these guys, and the one's I do are way past their prime.
Charley: most of these guys never had a prime.
Front office personnel: this guy here is dead!
Rachel Phelps: Well scratch him off then!

Charley Donovan: What do you mean you don't know, this is a chance to manage in the big leagues!
Lou Brown: Let me think it over Charley, I got a guy on the other line about some whitewalls, I'll talk to you later.

Cerrano: Look Jobu, I come to you. I give you rum. If you no help me now... I say F*@k you jobu, I do it myself.

Taylor: If you EVER tank a play like you did today, I'm gonna cut your nuts off and stuff them down your F*@*^ing throat.

Color commentator: You cna't say goddamn on the air!
Harry Doyle: Aw, who care's, nobody's listening anyway.

Woman at a party: Why I didn't know Cleveland still had a team.
Taylor: Yeah, we got uniforms and everything. It's really great.

Japanese groundskeeper: They're shitty

Harry Doyle: That one's way outta here, Tomlinson's gonna need a visa to catch that one

Captain Barbosa: "I am disinclined to honor your request. That means no."
-Pirates Of The Carribean

That movie had a bunch of good ones...


Officer: In order to affect a timely halt to deterioriating conditions, and to ensure the common good, a state of emergency is declared for these territories by decree of Lord Cutler Beckett, duly appointed representative of His Majesty, the King. By decree, according to martial law, the following statutes are temporarily amended: Right to assembly, suspended. Right to habeas corpus, suspended. Right to legal counsel, suspended. Right to verdict by a jury of peers, suspended. By decree, all persons found guilty of piracy, or aiding a person convicted of piracy, or associating with a person convicted of piracy, shall be sentenced to hang by the neck until dead.

Elizabeth: I hardly believe in ghost stories anymore, Captain Barbossa.

Barbossa: For too long I've been parched of thirst and unable to quench it. Too long I've been starving to death and haven't died. I feel nothing. Not the wind on my face nor the spray of the sea. Nor the warmth of a woman's flesh.
[steps into moonlight becoming a skeleton]
Barbossa: You best start believing in ghost stories Miss Turner. You're in one.


Davey Jones: Life is cruel. Why should the afterlife be any different?

Elizabeth Swann: There will come a time when you have a chance to do the right thing.
Jack Sparrow: I love those moments. I like to wave at them as they pass by.

Add the Aykroyd/Hanks "Dragnet" and "Big Trouble in Little China":

Sylvia Wiss: [pulls her top off] Do these look like the breasts of a forty year old woman?
Friday: No ma'am. They're quite impressive... bordering on spectacular.

Pep Streebeck: Are you crazy? Silvia Wiss wanted you.
Friday: Now let me tell you something, Streebeck. There are two things that clearly differentiate the human species from animals. One, we use cutlery. Two, we're capable of controlling our sexual urges. Now, you might be an exception, but don't drag me down into your private Hell.

Joe Friday: [looking at a lion who's mane has been shaved into a mohawk] Somebody must have wanted that lion's mane pretty bad to pull a twisted stunt like that.
Pep Streebeck: Although, as mohawks go it's not that bad. It'll grow back.
Joe Friday: Yeah, and how do you tell that to these kids here who have never seen a lion before and now probably won't have the desire to ever see one again.
Pep Streebeck: Kids, it'll grow back.
[kids cheer]

Jack Burton: When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail."

Wang Chi: You ready, Jack?
Jack Burton: I was born ready.

Jack Burton: This is gonna take crackerjack timing, Wang.

Too much fun. :lurk::pistols:

Die Hard

Special Agent Johnson: Authorization? How about the United States FKING government? Lose the grid, or you lose your job.

Hans Gruber: The circuits which cannnot be cut locally are cut automatically in response to a terrorist attack. You asked for a miracle, I give you the FBI...


Hans Gruber: Who are you then?
John McClane: Just a fly in the ointment, Hans. The monkey in the wrench. The pain in the ass.

John McClane: Yeah, I'm still here. Unless you wanna open the front door for me.
Hans Gruber: Uh, no I'm afraid not. But you have me at a loss. You know my name but who are you? Just another American who saw too many movies as a child? Another orphan of a bankrupt culture who thinks he's John Wayne? Rambo? Marshal Dillon?
John McClane: Was always kinda partial to Roy Rogers actually. I really dig those sequined shirts.
Hans Gruber: Do you really think you have a chance against us, Mr. Cowboy?
John McClane: Yippee-ki-yay, mtrfkr.


Snatch:

Bullet Tooth Tony: You should never underestimate the predictability of stupidity.

Policeman: So, what you doin here?
Turkish: I'm taking the dog for a walk. What's the problem?
Policeman: What's in the car?
Turkish: Seats and a steering wheel.

Avi: Yes, London. You know: fish, chips, cup 'o tea, bad food, worse weather, Mary fkng Poppins... LONDON.

This little girl survived longer than that with no weapons and no training.......

why don`t you put her in charge!

Bill Paxton: Aliens

From Biloxi Blues...

Sergeant Toomey: Hey, Fred Astaire, you tryin' to tell me something?
Arnold Epstein: I have to go to the bathroom, sergeant.
Sergeant Toomey: You can't do that. We don't have "bathrooms" in the Army.
Arnold Epstein: They had them at Fort Dix.
Sergeant Toomey: Not bathrooms, they didn't
Arnold Epstein: Yes, they did. I went in them a lot.
Sergeant Toomey: I'm tellin' you, we don't have any "bathrooms" on this base. Do you doubt my veracity?
Arnold Epstein: No, sergeant.
Sergeant Toomey: Then you've got a problem, don't you Epstein?
Arnold Epstein: Ho ho.
Sergeant Toomey: You bet your ass ho ho. You know why you've got a problem?
Arnold Epstein: Because I've got to go real bad.
Sergeant Toomey: No, son. You've got a problem because you don't know Army terminology. The place where a U.S. soldier goes to defecate, relieve himself, open his bowel, shit, fart, dump, crap, and unload, is called the latrine. The la-trine, from the French.

October Sky:


Roy Lee: That thing had better fly, or you can kiss your chances of losing your virginity goodbye.


Quentin: They watched us get arrested. We're practically ex-convicts. They'll never dance with us.
O'Dell: Jesus, Quentin, you don't know anything about women.

John: Now you listen to me you drunken son of a bitch. If that boy's father were still alive, he'd kick your ass. So I'm gonna have to do it for him. If I see him with a bruise... you get a scar. If I see him with a limp... you get *crutches*! Do you hear me? Do you hear me?

The Americanization of Emily

Mrs. Barham: ...They're going to put up a monument on his grave.
Emily Barham: What on earth for? All he did was die. Dear me, we shall be celebrating cancer and automobile smash-ups next.
Lt. Cmdr. 'Bus' Cummings: [fervently] He didn't just die, Emily. He sacrificed his life.
Mrs. Barham: That was very pagan of him.
Lt. Cmdr. 'Bus' Cummings: He was the first American to die on Omaha Beach.
Emily Barham: Was there a contest?Lt. Cmdr. Charles E. Madison: War isn't hell at all. It's man at his best; the highest morality he's capable of. It's not war that's insane, you see. It's the morality of it. It's not greed or ambition that makes war: it's goodness. Wars are always fought for the best of reasons: for liberation or manifest destiny. Always against tyranny and always in the interest of humanity. So far this war, we've managed to butcher some ten million humans in the interest of humanity. Next war it seems we'll have to destroy all of man in order to preserve his damn dignity. It's not war that's unnatural to us, it's virtue. As long as valor remains a virtue, we shall have soldiers. So, I preach cowardice. Through cowardice, we shall all be saved.Emily Barham: I believe in honor, service, courage, and fair play, and cricket, and all the other symbols of British character. Which have only civilized half the world!
Lt. Cmdr. Charles E. Madison: You British plundered half the world for your own profit, let's not pass it off as the age of enlightenment.
And the best one:Lt. Cmdr. Charles E. Madison: You American haters bore me to tears, Ms. Barham. I've dealt with Europeans all my life. I know all about us parvenus from the States who come over here and race around your old Cathedral towns with our cameras and Coca-cola bottles... Brawl in your pubs, paw at your women, and act like we own the world. We over-tip, we talk too loud, we think we can buy anything with a Hershey bar. I've had Germans and Italians tell me how politically ingenuous we are, and perhaps so. But we haven't managed a Hitler or a Mussolini yet. I've had Frenchmen call me a savage because I only took half an hour for lunch. Hell, Ms. Barham, the only reason the French take two hours for lunch is because the service in their restaurants is lousy. The most tedious lot are you British. We crass Americans didn't introduce war into your little island. This war, Ms. Barham, to which we Americans are so insensitive, is the result of 2,000 years of European greed, barbarism, superstition, and stupidity. Don't blame it on our Coca-cola bottles. Europe was a going brothel long before we came to town.

The Americanization of Emily



I am going to half to watch this movie.

Empire of the Sun:

Jim: Learned a new word today. Atom bomb. It was like the God taking a photograph.

Watched "The Usual Suspects" again yesterday on AMC...

lots of great dialogue.

Verbal: Back when I was picking beans in Guatemala, we used to make fresh coffee, right off the trees I mean. That was good. This is shit but, hey, I'm in a police station.

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McManus: Old McDonald had a farm ee i ee i o. And on that farm he shot some guys

"We deal in lead friend."

McQueen/The Magnificent Seven


"If you weren't a dame, I'd kick you right in the stomach."

Peter Falk/Pocketful of Miracles

"There is no way you could'a sprung from my loins. When we get home, I'm gonna punch your momma right in the mouth." - Jackie Gleason, "Smokey and the Bandit"

Edmund


Edmund: If there is a god, he may love the weak enough, but he respects the strong.

Edmund: If nothing is impossible to god then let him cause a new day in a perfect land were people are kind to eachother.

Edmund: You want to fight, I‘ll fight you, I got some war like blood in my veins too.

I wasn't too sure about the ending in the movie, it didn't seem like Edmund. It didn't fit with the rest of the movie. (to me)

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas:

Raoul Duke: You can turn your back on a person, but, never turn your back on a drug.

Dr. Gonzo: It's okay. He's just admiring the shape of your skull.


Raoul Duke: And that, I think, was the handle - -that sense of inevitable victory over the forces of Old and Evil. Not in any mean or military sense; we didn't need that. Our energy would simply prevail. We had all the momentum; we were riding the crest of a high and beautiful wave. So now, less than five years later, you can go up on a steep hill in Las Vegas and look West, and with the right kind of eyes you can almost see the high-water mark - that place where the wave finally broke and rolled back.

the above quote is awesome to me.:yes:

As far as Fear and Loathing goes, read the book; it's loaded with great stuff

As far as Fear and Loathing goes, read the book; it's loaded with great stuff

Love the book, it was amazing how they took lines of the book and used it as a voiceover while things where happening in the movie.

From the "Blues Brothers" (RV driver and member of the "Good Ole Boys"):

"Your gonna look funny eatin' corn on the cob with no f*X@!#g teeth."

I believe the actors' name is Charles Napier

Just a few of my favs....

Wall Street
Trading Places
Jeremiah Johnson
Full metal Jacket
House of Games
Dr Strangelove

From The Big Lebowski. One of my all time favorite movies.


Walter Sobchak: You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me.
The Dude: Yeah, but Walter...
Walter Sobchak: Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon... with nail polish. These fucking amateurs...


Walter Sobchak: Nihilists! Fuck me. I mean, say what you like about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos.


Donny: Are these the Nazis, Walter?
Walter Sobchak: No, Donny, these men are nihilists, there's nothing to be afraid of.


The Dude: It's like what Lenin said... you look for the person who will benefit, and, uh, uh...
Donny: I am the walrus.
The Dude: You know what I'm trying to say...
Donny: I am the walrus.
Walter Sobchak: That fucking bitch...
The Dude: Oh yeah!
Donny: I am the walrus.
Walter Sobchak: Shut the fuck up, Donny! V.I. Lenin. Vladimir Ilyich Ulyanov!
Donny: What the fuck is he talking about, Dude?


The Dude: Fuckin' Quintana... that creep can roll, man.
Walter Sobchak: Yeah, but he's a pervert, Dude.
The Dude: Yeah.
Walter Sobchak: No, he's a sex offender. With a record. He served 6 months in Chino for exposing himself to an eight year old.
The Dude: Oh!
Walter Sobchak: When he moved to Hollywood he had to go door to door to tell everyone he was a pederast.
Donny: What's a... pederast, Walter?
Walter Sobchak: Shut the fuck up, Donny.


Jesus Quintana: You ready to be fucked, man? I see you rolled your way into the semis. Dios mio, man. Liam and me, we're gonna fuck you up.
The Dude: Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man.
Jesus Quintana: Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger 'til it goes "click."
The Dude: Jesus.
Jesus Quintana: You said it, man. Nobody fucks with the Jesus.
Walter Sobchak: Eight-year-olds, Dude.


The Dude: Mind if I do a J?


The Dude: Jesus, man, can you change the station?
Cab Driver: Fuck you man! You don't like my fucking music, get your own fucking cab!
The Dude: I've had a--
Cab Driver: I pull over and kick your ass out, man!
The Dude: --had a rough night, and I hate the fucking Eagles, man


The Dude: Well, I still jerk off manually.


Younger Cop: And was there anything of value in the car?
The Dude: Oh, uh, yeah, uh... a tape deck, some Creedence tapes, and there was a, uh... uh, my briefcase.
Younger Cop: [expectant pause] In the briefcase?
The Dude: Uh, uh, papers, um, just papers, uh, you know, uh, my papers, business papers.
Younger Cop: And what do you do, sir?
The Dude: I'm unemployed.


Jackie Treehorn: People forget that the brain is the biggest erogenous zone.
The Dude: On you maybe.


Walter Sobchak: You know, Dude, I myself dabbled in pacifism once. Not in 'Nam of course.


Brandt: You never went to college...
The Dude: Oh, no I did, but I spent most of my time occupying various administration buildings... smoking a lot of thai stick... breaking into the ROTC... and bowling. To tell you the truth Brandt, I don't remember most of it.


The Dude: Uh, and then, uh, the music business, briefly.
Maude Lebowski: Oh?
The Dude: Yeah. Roadie for Metallica
Maude Lebowski: Oh.
The Dude: Speed of Sound Tour
Maude Lebowski: Mm-hmm.
The Dude: Bunch of assholes.


The Big Lebowski: What makes a man, Mr. Lebowski?
The Dude: Dude.
The Big Lebowski: Huh?
The Dude: Uhh... I don't know sir.
The Big Lebowski: Is it being prepared to do the right thing, whatever the cost? Isn't that what makes a man?
The Dude: Hmmm... Sure, that and a pair of testicles.

Wallace Shawn: the first is never get involved in a land war in Asia......did I make it clear your job is at stake....you'd like to think so
Mandy Patinkin: lemme 'splain. No, not enough time, let me sum up....my name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father. Prepare to die.
Andre the Giant: my way is not very sportsmanlike.
Chris Sarandon: I've got my country's 500th anniversary to plan, my wife to murder, and Guildert to frame for it... I'm swamped.

...Now surely, we've got to have 'Full Metal Jacket' in here:

"I didn't know they stacked shit that high"

"Bullshit, I can't hear you"

"What are you doing to my beloved corps?"

...and on and on...dear god, a virtual encyclopedia.

C.

Also by GYSgt Hartman, "Leonard? Only faggots and sailors are named Leonard".

History of the world part I-

"alright faggot... What's next?"

"It's good to be the king..."