Hello Friends!

Up for bid today is this genuine TV. This isn't any old ordinary TV. This is a Zenith 19" color set! What makes this set so super rare and valuable is that this TV has been smashed by a 4.5 billion year old rock!

That's right, this rock, formed when the Earth was, about 4.5 billion years ago, has just smashed this TV.

Call me right now and you can own this set. I'm only asking $1,000 FIRM

(4.5 Billion year old rock not included.)

Call me now 1-800-SUCKER

Pretty much the typical eBay TV auction.

Hehe... Here's one that someone found on CraigsList a while back and posted to another bulletin board.


Vintage vacuum tube TV **CLASSIC***-$750
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I've decided to sell this beautiful vintage TV that I picked up at the dump. I'm moving out of the country and can't take it with me so I must sell ASAP.

I plugged it in and the light comes on. No way to test it further. Might need repair. I think the tube went on it.

Remember... this IS *vintage* so no lowballers please. A real deal for someone who is handy with these things. Could make a great fish tank.



-Ian