Check out ebay item #330209712586.

How do you put bids on Ebay in negative numbers? As in, "you will have to pay ME to take it." :)

This makes it easier: http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=330209712586&ru=http%3A%2F%2Fsearch.ebay.com%3A80%2Fsearch%2Fse arch.dll%3Ffrom%3DR40%26_trksid%3Dm37%26satitle%3D 330209712586%26category0%3D%26fvi%3D1

Please buy my headache.

I wonder what his reserve price is :scratch2:

Seller has a 75% rating on 2 transactions.....................RUN AWAY!!!!!!!!

did you see sellers other items ?

I wonder how he plans to ship it or pack it?

I love the feedback:

this lunatic send a knife, blades open, loose in box. NOT THE ITEM I BOUGHT

Wow!! Someone bid on that and dont let it get away!!! lol

Wow !! A 27" TV in a blackplasticrap box ! Oh, Prunella-Hold me back !! I'm gonna bid a million billion jillion bux on that-I've wanted one of those ALL MY LIFE !!....I'm sure it'll be in GREAT shape coming to Tennessee all the way from Portland, too....

The best part is, "and it works but the color tube is going out".

The color tube is going out....better get it while it is still working, before the color tube goes out completely.

The color tube is going out... wonder who it's going out with?

The color tube is going out... better bake cookies and invite it to stay a while longer.

The color tube is going out... quick! Shut the door so it can't escape.

Where do you get another color tube, anyway, and how much does one cost?

How do you tell the color tubes from the black and white ones? Are they in colors? All the TVs that I have which have tubes in the back, have only black and white tubes inside. Oh, maybe that's why they are all black-and-white TVs? So if I paint those tubes in different colors, will my TV become a color TV?

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