Have you asked over on A-K? Their pony express subforum moves a lot of audio gear.
Someone could get a van, and set up a transfer service catering to audiophiles and us V-K'ers and probably make money.....something like a Mercedes van, lots of padded racks and straps, and a East-to-West-then-back-East regularly scheduled route, with a few "ad-hoc" off-the-beaten-path periods in between. Small enough where no CDL is required, discrete/no markings on the van, and room to bring a helper/companion.
Ok, I wrote the business plan, now one of youse youngins' get busy......